el jaime

[el jaime @el_jaime]

Fatherhood (so far) is just a series of shots to the groin... Then when you learn to turn around, and it becomes a series of shots to the wallet...
#fatherhood #wouldntchangeathing

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@dosegenderos They forgot Indians Jones

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@nflrums Must've been some of the finest, high quality Cambodian breast milk

[Josh Dubow @JoshDubowAP]

Best point differential in 1st 12 games of a postseason:
2026 Knicks +221
*-2017 Warriors +196
*-1971 Bucks +183
*-1987 Lakers +180
*-2025 Thunder +168
*-1996 Bulls +167
2026 Spurs +166
*-2001 Lakers +164

*-won title

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@Phone_NYG @TomPelissero I think the following season they do

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@Thevictoria76 "... And nobody knows your songs? " I believe he's the most streamed artist on spotify in the world. Also, that halftime show set a record for viewership...

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@catturd2 Yeah, it was pretty bad

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@PiListingNews 23

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@lady_valor_07 That town is doomed!

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

BREAKING: Anthony Davis just released his first signature shoe 😳

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@RapSheet @MikeGarafolo He must've had more children

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

As a parent, I think this video has taught me something useful.

I recommend that you should try it on your kids, too.

I have also shared it with my wife.

Credit: joe_drummer_boy on IG.

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@realDonaldTrump Tweets like this are why they invented the fold phones

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@JoshDubowAP @JoshDubowAP just curious, is your last name pronounced like bow and arrow, or like take a bow?

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@LakersNation It's a long season, but this is a GREAT start!!

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@DoomsdayZay @anthonyVslater So how do you account for the other 16k+ boards

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@JalapenoJordan @anthonyVslater Westbrook is 6'4"

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@andrewi_81 FR, like how does SAS have that many opportunities with less than 2 seconds left

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@Reuters Kind of like how the @Yankees season is going, so far

[el jaime @el_jaime]

@GuntherEagleman @GavinNewsom It's actually a brilliant move to bring In N Out to the east coast and Midwest. Especially saying what she said about California? Now everybody from that area is gonna wanna back her and OK all plans to expand out there.

[el jaime @el_jaime]

We gotta make room for all the AI robots that are gonna be taking our jobs soon....