Kal

Do it with Style!

[Kal @el_kal]

La buenas chicas no besan a la 1era cita. Tu madre no me besó hasta la 3ra. Hizo que el sexo en las 2 primeras fuera muy impersonal. Jajaja

[Kal @el_kal]

And I need you now tonight
I fucking need you more than ever
And if you only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
'Cause we'll never be wrong
Together, we can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time

[Kal @el_kal]

@BowTiedPassport I just got word that her Mexican citizenship was revoked. All Mexicans are expected to be wall/fence climbers.

[Kal @el_kal]

@UberFacts https://t.co/o63CHfswnN

[Kal @el_kal]

@DiscussingFilm Do you think @WB_Animation learned its lesson about not messing with the source material as they did with The Killing Joke? I was so excited about it and so bumped to see how much they changed it. Hopefully, this will be better.

[Kal @el_kal]

@teloresumo Me salió lo mismo buscando una sudadera con bolsa para gato

[Kal @el_kal]

@OmarDavila Jajajajajaja

[Kal @el_kal]

@OocTobeyM Everybody saw Joker taking the paperclip, and the world's greatest detective not noticing, right?

[Kal @el_kal]

@officialDannyT George Lucas: Stop looking. We've found our Leia.

[Kal @el_kal]

@zackdfilms1 Do you mean to tell me the Simpsons lied to me all of this time?
https://t.co/gx61zS2oWC

[Kal @el_kal]

@Variety Chuck Norris's heart did not stop; it is just taking a dramatic pause.

[Kal @el_kal]

El corazón de Chuck Norris no se detiene, solo hace una pausa dramática.

[Variety @Variety]

Chuck Norris, the martial arts champion who became an iconic action star and led the hit series “Walker, Texas Ranger,” has died. He was 86.

Norris was hospitalized in Hawaii on Thursday, and his family posted a statement saying he had died Friday morning:

It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris yesterday morning. While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace.

To the world, he was a martial artist, actor, and a symbol of strength. To us, he was a devoted husband, a loving father and grandfather, an incredible brother, and the heart of our family.

He lived his life with faith, purpose, and an unwavering commitment to the people he loved. Through his work, discipline, and kindness, he inspired millions around the world and left a lasting impact on so many lives.

While our hearts are broken, we are deeply grateful for the life he lived and for the unforgettable moments we were blessed to share with him. The love and support he received from fans around the world meant so much to him, and our family is truly thankful for it. To him, you were not just fans, you were his friends.

We know many of you had heard about his recent hospitalization, and we are truly grateful for the prayers and support you sent his way.

As we grieve this loss, we kindly ask for privacy for our family during this time.

Thank you for loving him with us.

https://t.co/VaLgFmG3Ci

[Kal @el_kal]

@hamiltonwatch @JavierRoigH

[Kal @el_kal]

@uniquemoviemom I'm ok with that. What bothers me is why he sounds out of breath?

[Kal @el_kal]

@SinnersMovie tiene 16 nominaciones a los Óscar y no la he visto… tampoco Roma de @alfonsocuaron, disculpa.

[Kal @el_kal]

I wish I had enough space in my house so I could frame every time @jayoliva1 schools someone.

[Jay Oliva @jayoliva1]

@IkerTorterra Man of Steel Superman fought against TRAINED and GENETICALLY BRED Kryptonians who have spent their entire existence to learn Kryptonian warfare and martial arts. But sure, fighting a clone who's taking commands from a HUMAN is faster than keeping up with the FLASH.

[Kal @el_kal]

@MoeniaMx en Hermosillo, Sonora. 17 de enero de 2026.

[Piso 39 @Piso_39]

Por fin pude ver a @MoeniaMx en concierto. Hermosillo, Sonora. 17 de enero de 2026

[Kal @el_kal]

@thecinelost @grok @grok based on the feats shown in their movies, their strength, intelligence, abilities, speed, (based on reality) gadgets tell me who is the best Batman, the one who would definitely sweep the floor with the others. Do not include silly feats or no kill rule (most have done it)

[Kal @el_kal]

@SoySimpsonito Heroes

[Kal @el_kal]

@SoySimpsonito Dancing in the Street

[Kal @el_kal]

@SoySimpsonito Si quieres