Jorge

I drink too much caffeine every day

[Jorge @el_neckbeard]

PSA: Nice guy mode will be temporarily turned off

[serge ⚡️ @seeerrge]

Have you seen California weather this past month bro we’re gonna die

[Sardoche 🇫🇷 @Sardoche]

@brain_stimulus C’est le tweet le plus con que j’ai vu depuis le début de l’année et y avait une sacrée concurrence

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

*Joe Biden cancels student debt*

MAGA: "Tyrant!"

*Donald Trump says he'll ignore the Constitution and run for a third term*

MAGA: "Cry more, libs! Trump derangement syndrome!! 🤣🤣🤣"

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

“Buddy” is the most condescending word in dude culture

[. @MustBeCharm]

This shit wild, cause they gave Trump credit for Obama’s economy then blamed Biden for Trump bad economy & ultimately won because of it

[Justin @jdabre11]

45% from Latinos while running on a massive mass deportation campaign. I just don't get it man.

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

The single worst thing about Trump to me will always be how much he's changed people. I've watched friends and relatives become entirely new, worse people in the wake of his political rise. Like it's not merely that he's a terrible guy, it's that he's ruined people.

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

AND THE NEW UNITED STATES PRESIDENT IS...

*music hits*

WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S BERNIE SANDERS!! BERNIE SANDERS IS CASHING IN HIS MITB BRIEFCASE!!

[hk$ @1highklass]

Can we all agree we’re still calling this app twitter. It’s been a year and I’ve never called it 𝕏

[David @Z4DRO]

Mixed messages. J. Cole wants to be the bigger man, but there’s inconsistency. He claims he can out-rap anyone, then avoids beef for friendship, and now says he could’ve won but didn’t want to lose a bro? You can’t have it both ways, and that’s what put him in this position.

[Von Doom @TaintedAdonis]

J. Cole : “I wouldn’t have lost the battle -

Kendrick Lamar:

[mert @mert]

Been totally off caffeine for over 2 weeks now

Have noticed 0 positive benefits

Fascinating

Does it take longer or is this a scam

[Matthew S. Robinson @robinsonishyde]

Hey remember when a PG rated Disney family film showed us: a hate crime, a thinly veiled threat of sexual violence, animal cruelty, anchored by a future Oscar winning actress and all displayed in just 90 seconds? I sure do.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Now this is the kind of “getting into other people’s business based on shit you overhear in public” I can actually get behind!!! (She found the girl)

[Jorge @el_neckbeard]

@peachypeachizz 5’4

[ᴢᴀʏ☆ @booyakabungala]

this nigga gambit had me dying in the theater😭😭

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[FeMaiden 🪷🧪🥽👩🏻‍🔬🥼 @WithChem]

Boar’s Head deli recall:
Trump messed w the @USDA when he was in office already, tried to weaken it, forced scientists to move all over.

#Project2025 would ABOLISH the whole damn thing. Wtf is the point besides chaos & death? Privatization & making $$ for their cronies.