wheezy

experiencing the painful moment when it becomes clear that what has been drunk cannot be undrunk

[dina @shhhillhd]

i was definitely born in the right generation cuz wdym this pride n prejudice x heated rivalry edit exists

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

#NUFC

[Sexy @Dereka_ink]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life

[Ryan @Ryan_E65]

Why is it called “good” friday if i can’t go to the bottle-o and pick up a 6 pack?

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

[BIG EMPRESS ENERGY™️ @bigempressnergy]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Ketch ⚽️ @ketchell]

Premier League table but based off the time to walk to each club's closest Greggs #MindTheGap

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

When you don’t have time for a complete breakdown

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

Enjoy it lads

[matt @mattybtweets69]

You have such a way with worms

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

tupperware more like tupperWHERE is this fucking lid

[siân 📨 @acdsbff]

if heated rivalry was set in the uk the tuna melt would have been a crisp butty…much to think about

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

It's always "you have ADHD" and never "thank you for telling me 14 stories in 3 mins"

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

the lion the witch & the audacity of this bitch

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Girl I’m bored let’s exit a subway station and come to an abrupt stop at the top of the stairs

[asmogorna 🫯 || under 17 dnf @waywoodceo]

for years now ive been itching to use "touche" in a conversation but i am yet to encounter a person who can make a better point than me

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

"you attract what you fear" oh nooo i sure hope this oven doesn’t preheat any faster

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

I have so many bits of THAT day that make me smile. This is one of them.

Sandro untying his laces just to tie them again to waste time man hahaha, what a guy! #NUFC

[niko @apf31mus]

doctor house? uh i think its called a hospital 😅