Micah Leach

gtf--bozmt go catz

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

I don't know about y'all but I'm to the point where if I see something out the window I perk up like a dog, and that's where I'm at, socially distanced and feeling like a dog

[santina @ryliegonzalez]

@el_roho

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

this close to election day and wishing for a pres who didn't post his own attack ads on behalf of his party blatantly, to see he is using fear tactics to inspire racism is repulsive, and the fact that he's endorsing candidates and trying to manipulate local races is overstepping

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

the first day on a new job is comparable to getting swirlied in a toilet full of fire, fear, and an impossible amount of new information with a dash of weird employee dynamics

[OREO Cookie @Oreo]

It’s also a mystery how @FinalCutKing is going to get out of that milk glass. Try Mystery OREO cookies today.

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

One time my parents wanted me to try longline skiing & didn’t tell me to let go of the rope if I fall so I didn’t make it up but held on & got dragged a long ways, swallowed so much lake water that I puked up mud and seaweed ,& was almost actually water boarded for good. I was 5. https://t.co/y5ZRHgLi9g

[cec @cecilia_bauer]

one time i chased my sister around the kitchen with a butcher knife then kicked a hole in her door after she tried locking me out and threw a hair brush at her face and it broke https://t.co/1B2UfbePQU

[Rilee Peterson @rileepeterson12]

Girls go to mars to get candy bars. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

when you fail your bio exam and then trip and fall going up the stairs on your way out

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

It's not even funny how bad I am at leaving voice messages. It's downright an embarrassment

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

@CummingsAshton WORD🙏🏼💕💕

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

can't w8 to be away from Miller, where there is dessert all hours of the day, because it is absolutely lethal

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

@KaylaJoMurphy @shelbebarringer isn't a thing that we all have one look-alike though?

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

@KaylaJoMurphy @shelbebarringer guys I'm freaking out. I have a twin

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

@shelbebarringer woahhhhh no but she looks identical to me whaaaaaa

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

I'm the person who still drinks iced coffee in the dead of winter

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

I had a dream that Penny was in a dog fight and I think I got an ulcer from being so stressed out

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

I have all this pent up romantic energy and no place to put it

[Micah Leach @el_roho]

I think the moment it really hit me that I was in college was when I was eating cheese balls & drinking chocolate milk out of a water bottle