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polybandorous (pinko, slomobile, grasshopper, elnuh) silly billy. i use they/them pronouns

[toot patrol @el_seum]

word on the street is i will be giving out free floppy dead handshakes and squeezy hugs for $1/millisecond to all attendees

[SLOMOBILE @slomobileband]

come to the rock n roll show on wednesday. we’re playing the “square peg in a round hole” song like it’s 2019

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Probably not coming back to this website. Trying to scheme up some way to rid my life of the other ones too, but that’s a little more difficult as a musician. Anyway if you want my number lmk, that is how I will be trying to communicate w ppl in my life at this time

[𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕣𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕗 @deerhoof]

It's confirmed that Bandcamp's new owner Songtradr will be firing a number of Bandcamp employees. Beyond that we are all waiting to hear what changes might be in store. Please consider signing this petition calling on Songtradr to negotiate with Bandcamp's union @bandcampunited.

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@stuckchi excited to see them play tomorrow with this cool band called stuck you may have heard of them

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what should @bluesvetshoes and I be for halloween ? send ur best ideas to [email protected]

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it’s october

[elnuh™ @heyelnuh]

not sure if twitter aka ‘x’ aka ‘ether vortex’ of sorts is even real anymore but hiya hello, a show!!!! in the 210
this sunday oct 1

i don’t live in sa anymore (surprise?)
n hope to see all my loved ones there
this is a special ripper lineup
xoxoxox don’t miss out
c ya

[toot patrol @el_seum]

the story behind my confusion is a little convoluted but yeah i have never really listened to any of them

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someone will probably crucify me for this but i was today years old when i realized ty segall, the guy from the osees and king tuff were not all the same person whoops

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benis every time

[i like food @messedupfoods]

which one do you want i'm getting conke

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it took me less than one ‘dogs’ by pink floyd for me to get to @bluesvetshoes’s new house from my house. nice

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can we call it HEX instead and all come together to put a hex on elon musk that would be funny

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HUSKS

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HUSKS

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HOLLOW

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@tofucore what is that shirt? It’s sick

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it’s not a show at paper tiger if there’s not someone wearing a joy division shirt

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@heyelnuh Jacks Patio

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Also seeing this reminded me of the time I made food for Sean Elliott 30 minutes past closing I swear I’m over it…

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Dang retirement has been good to TD he looks like a straight up hunk

Came back to twitter just to say this

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

If Wemby is only 7'3 Tim Duncan and David Robinson are around 6'8 and Manu is 6'3