ellen

you're about as edgy as a satsuma

[CLASH @ClashMagazine]

In Defence Of McFly - pop's greatest rock band...

A deeply honest conversation with the multi-platinum four-some -

https://t.co/ZSapTTjUAl

[Dougie Poynter @DougiePoynter]

I’m 26. Weak

[ellen @el_st0ne]

I have a few people on Facebook who auto facetune all of their pics and in the process always yassify their boyfriends by default

[ellen @el_st0ne]

@Charlie_Mess @annabel_lea The ultimate bevs transportation container

[ellen @el_st0ne]

@ssssiena some things happen in this life and it’s best not to think about them too much

[ellen @el_st0ne]

Why is there next to no information on the internet about what to do if you think you’ve accidentally hoovered up a mouse

[ellen @el_st0ne]

Today I am thankful for the confirmation of Lupin series 3

[ellen @el_st0ne]

How have we got walnuts out here looking like brains and everyone’s just fine with it

[ellen @el_st0ne]

Thrilled to be that insufferable person sharing their running stats because I am proud of my progress - my first run was this week last year running 6km at 5:30 mins/km, and today’s run averaging 4:44 across 7km ! (would still rather be in a pool tho)

[Philippa_Perry @Philippa_Perry]

We can all change the way we talk about it.

[Ben @be_nMD]

This is the best explanation I’ve seen for how mRNA vaccines work!

[ellen @el_st0ne]

(This is a joke pls get vaccinated when it’s offered) ✨✨

[ellen @el_st0ne]

These post vaccine symptoms are really something huh

[ellen @el_st0ne]

I am now anti vax

[ellen @el_st0ne]

Rebranding as ursula buffay for 2021

[ellen @el_st0ne]

Even at my big age nothing quite beats the unbridled joy of claiming the front seat on the top deck of the bus

[Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour]

If you are suddenly facing Christmas alone, I have tips. I LOVE Christmas alone so get on board.

Food: What would you ideally like to eat if no-one could limit you or judge you? Nothing but pigs in blankets? Just cake? Pot Noodle? Get that! I’m having cheese and crackers.

[ellen @el_st0ne]

It’s really very infuriating that I won’t be able to go home for Christmas and yet my clown brain has ‘driving home for Christmas’ stuck on repeat in my head

[ellen @el_st0ne]

It’s crazy how when I hear stevie nicks sing the line ‘just like the white winged dove sings a song
sounds like she's singing’ I can actually feel the serotonin being released in my brain