Adrian Batguano 🇦🇺🇺🇸

husband | father | immigrant | Catholic | fat bastard | Tottenham Hotspur tragic

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@vbspurs Can you DM me your contact details? My Indonesian-born wife wants to have words with you about calling rijsttafel Dutch cuisine.

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@YBartolovic How did they fuck that up?

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@Corbienest What are circus peanuts? How are they different from salted or boiled peanuts?
Not sure what hominy is. Sounds neutral so I'd eat it.

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@vbspurs @GrayConnolly @RiceyCoops Should be a cracker next Friday.

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@LUFC1992_v2 How ever you want to go about transferring the ranch from the bowl to your belly is 100% OK. (Squirting it directly from the bottle into your mouth is frowned upon in some establishments)

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@vbspurs 7-1 such an iconic score for Germany games

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@iowahawkblog Respectfully, the one on the left is the up-market Ford Zodiac (chrome trim, the shape of letters in the Zodiac badge compared to Zephyr)

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@vbspurs Was talking to my mum earlier. The game is on at 2pm for her. Seems wrong that the World Cup is in North America and she gets it at a more reasonable time than I do.

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@vbspurs How are you watching it? I've got the online feed from SBS Australia with a VPN. Every game free.

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@Montepontejt @NP__Oficial Don't know what Brazilian law is, but probably manslaughter rather than murder. She was willingly participating in a risky activity. They don't seem to have any safety protocols for managing the risks so somebody is going to jail.

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@vbspurs Haven't been here long enough to displace #1. Though I just did the maths and been nearly a third of my life.

Should have New Zealand on there as well. (got citizenship through my dad)

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@BakoJer @vbspurs @SabinHoward Now it's all "Vietnam Veterans memorial, but slightly different"

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@DrewPavlou @Aussie_Persian I don't care who we're playing, I just want Australia to win.

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@vbspurs Will we see him subbed on late in the second half?

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@vbspurs He could give every American a million dollars and still have change. (* Need to check maths but it feels right)

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@GrokGoat @pubity Played for Arsenal, "the Gunners". Affectionately referred to as gooners.

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@vbspurs "rhymes with gone" is the pronunciation in Australia, but the town of Scone, New South Wales is pronounced "rhymes with cone". Don't know why.

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@grantgochin @VerminusM -1 point for not mentioning Colonialism

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@CCoderDyne @MarieleRedclaw Bauxite mines are typically fairly shallow (<25m) open-cut pits. Though they do tend to be in tropical regions so the heat can be oppressive.