seth keim

I never kid about joking.

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

For those that are asking:
https://t.co/7wuqk28HRn

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

GEORGE: “They suspsended the suspension.”

JERRY: “So it was a suspension suspension?”

GEORGE: “A suspension suspension, Jerry!”

KRAMER: “Giddy up!”

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

FIFA’s corruption benefiting us (US) means that soccer - nay, football - has finally arrived in America.

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

Hey @Mets - I’m still here. Make the call.

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

Watching the Knicks win and just thinking about the Mets: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

I don't care what you think, I love falling in love with soccer for the first time every four years.

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

Knicks in 6, 7?

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

I hope this bandwagon has new shocks.

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

SHIVA: A streaming channel for Jewish horror stories.

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

And he’s incredibly consistent year to year.

[Matthew Searle @searlebaseball]

The most impressive part of Benge's season is that when the hits weren't coming, he didn't pout or feel sorry for himself.

He has the emotional maturity to be an impact player in this league for a long time.

#LGM

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

Have you guys heard about this band Geese?

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

The last 11 months of the Mets clinging to the idea that they are too talented to be this bad.

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

Just when you think they’ve hit rock, the Mets find more bottom.

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

Periodic reminder.

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

For those that tried to assuage and mollify hysterical Mets fans over the course of this season, particularly the last month: The Mets are the Mets. This is an immutable law. Until the Mets are no longer the Mets they are the Mets.

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

If any small market baseball club would like to sign me to a team friendly longterm contract before I ever play a single inning in the Major Leagues, I am listening!

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

Nolan McLean's goatee belongs on the 1999 Mets.

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Goodnight Hollyweird! Let’s run it back next year.

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ACTUALLY it’s Dr. Frankenstein’s Oscar for Production Design.

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

This is like the Oscars of baseball.

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

This is like the World Baseball Classic of movies.

[seth keim @elaborateskeim]

SURVI50R