Elissa Laderach

Alexandria VA🇺🇸 Realtor 🏡 Designer 📐 Shoshanna & Co | Compass 🗝 Crossfitter 🤸‍♀️ Swimmer 🏊 Biker 🚴 Dog Mom 🐶 Coffee Lover ☕️

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

Husband: I’m holding meat discs. Please help me.

#thingsmyhusbandsays

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Husband: People need to just stop and breakdance more often *proceeds to dance in his seat*

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

Husband: Water is yummy. It tastes like wonderful glaciers.
Me: 🤦‍♀️

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

“I feel like I just put on chapstick.. but I think it’s just butter” - @tladerach

#lobster #noms #husbandquotes

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

“Your breath smells like beans” - loving husband #marriagegoals #achieved #marriedtoolong #tacos

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

I like to keep my kids off social media. Mostly because I don’t have any.

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

“That’s how Jesus stays fit. He does Crossfit.” - the things you overhear at a coffee shop

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

It would take 675 plastic grocery bags to get rid of 12 cubic yards of dirt.

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

Why does everyone want to put a jalapeño in their margarita recipe?

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

Someone on the writing staff is a serious Star Wars fan... #HandmaidsTale

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

Is a pizza without cheese even pizza?!?!

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

#accurate https://t.co/CfRfaGyT68

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

#adventuredog has such a hard life. https://t.co/BAwWTV0Xku

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

When you don't want to do the things so you take your first selfie… https://t.co/zipRN215ex

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First glorious delivery from @localfarejax and I can't wait to dig… https://t.co/KRKTpY7mdj

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Ready to celebrate! I hope your weekend is filled with fun,… https://t.co/6DJis5ma2U

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

It's finally happening!!! MARIO KART MONDAY launches TOMORROW!
7pm… https://t.co/pCMBNcJjxM

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

It's good to be home! #icecream #homesweethome #portclinton @ Andy's… https://t.co/agVvBDLCUG

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

It's the little things that bring joy. #metime #whenthehusbandisaway… https://t.co/uNxXzeGNSt

[Elissa Laderach @eladerach]

"Can I go chase the lizards now?" #adventuredog #floridaproblems… https://t.co/1U8es3U9TG