Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID
Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document
Anyone else get an unexpected delivery?
Mom will come back and pick up her mail, so keep your distance and just enjoy the view.
(seriously, they stash fawns in the weirdest places)
There’s a return to sender joke in here somewhere…🤔
I will continue to remind y’all that THIS is the same group of people that says “THE WORLD IS SO SENSITIVE”…the people who are literally upset enough to grab semi-automatic riffles buy bud light just to shoot it…bc of a design on a can of beer thinks YOU’RE sensitive
Hard to overstate how much worse things are going to get in a country where the population is armed to the teeth then conditioned to live in a constant paranoid state of fear.
Purity culture curriculum taught 8-year-old girls that their bellies were "intoxicating" to grown men, and so they had a responsibility to keep them covered.
The horrifying reality is that our modesty messages were actually pedophilic.
A picture of the "intoxicating" girl: