Lainy Bainy

hey there

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID

Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

More than 200 ships are stuck in the Panama Canal due to a record drought in the region. Many of them have run aground.

[Michigan Department of Natural Resources @MichiganDNR]

Anyone else get an unexpected delivery?

Mom will come back and pick up her mail, so keep your distance and just enjoy the view.

(seriously, they stash fawns in the weirdest places)

There’s a return to sender joke in here somewhere…🤔

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

@JupSWarrior each day Darwin looks down on us and weeps

[ig: shereenshafi @shereeny]

marriage is a sacred union between a person who drinks water and another person who refills their water for them and also their own

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

I will continue to remind y’all that THIS is the same group of people that says “THE WORLD IS SO SENSITIVE”…the people who are literally upset enough to grab semi-automatic riffles buy bud light just to shoot it…bc of a design on a can of beer thinks YOU’RE sensitive

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Hard to overstate how much worse things are going to get in a country where the population is armed to the teeth then conditioned to live in a constant paranoid state of fear.

[Lainy Bainy @elaina__long]

@NarcolepticSwan

[Lainy Bainy @elaina__long]

@NarcolepticSwan WHAT😂

[Lainy Bainy @elaina__long]

Not me over here recognizing the font and knowing exactly what book that is….

[Sheila Gregoire--She Deserves Better is here! @sheilagregoire]

Purity culture curriculum taught 8-year-old girls that their bellies were "intoxicating" to grown men, and so they had a responsibility to keep them covered.

The horrifying reality is that our modesty messages were actually pedophilic.

A picture of the "intoxicating" girl:

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

me, a christian, when other christians say things

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[zae @itszaeok]

no bc how do you even explain this

[Reina Sultan 🇱🇧 @SultanReina]

As a person who lotions my whole body after every shower, I wish there was a way for me to just dip myself in my lotion and be done with it lmao

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

damn anyone else in their sleepy little fella era?

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

one day you're young and cute and the next you're 27, excited about a bird feeder

[max krieger left. check the linktree @MaxKriegerVG]

POV you are a green pig chilling in your cool loosely constructed house made of blocks and planks