Elaina Cole

Have you heard? Disintegrated Poops.

She/her, cis.

[Elaina Cole @elaina_cole]

The best of both worlds as a preteen was being able to shop at Limited Too but also slam my door and cry to Wake Me Up When September Ends

[Elaina Cole @elaina_cole]

My boyfriend is raising money for the Lowcountry Food Bank and is running a 100-mile race to raise awareness of the fundraiser. We would appreciate donations to their Virtual Food Drive. Thank you! https://t.co/0HBWu5US9p

[Elaina Cole @elaina_cole]

@dominos @dominos I didn't have a chance to eat the crust because you never delivered my pizza despite the driver passing by my house several times. Also no one picked up when I tried to let them know. I would like a full refund, not pizza points or whatever you call them.

[Elaina Cole @elaina_cole]

@PaulAlgu12 runDisney tweet bomb for the #suckitpaul #suckitannual https://t.co/ovBEurCjjw

[Elaina Cole @elaina_cole]

@Delta DM’ed you thanks!

[Elaina Cole @elaina_cole]

@Delta says they are enforcing masks but honestly I don’t see it. Just saw a woman remove her mask so she could cough. Welcome to hell YALL!

[Elaina Cole @elaina_cole]

@Delta @Delta Any updates on this? I mentioned it in my feedback only to be told it was pretty much my fault for not notifying the flight attendants enough times...

[Elaina Cole @elaina_cole]

I showed my dad @mulaney ‘s burp joke from Kid Gorgeous and now he won’t stop letting out giant burps followed by exclaiming “Still young!” ... I’m supposed to be home for 3 weeks.

[Elaina Cole @elaina_cole]

@Delta He also kept doing it after they did that and when he actually did wear his mask, wore it incorrectly under the nose. At one point the flight attendant told him to put his tray up and seatbelt on but never told him his mask was worn incorrectly.

[Elaina Cole @elaina_cole]

@Delta When I was on my flight, there was a man next to me who would pull his mask down, cough, and sneeze out into the open. I told the flight attendant and all they did was bring him a different mask and some sanitization wipes.

[Undercover Tourist @ThemeParkFrog]

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[Undercover Tourist @ThemeParkFrog]

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[Undercover Tourist @ThemeParkFrog]

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[Elaina Cole @elaina_cole]

People not social distancing are the assholes in school who got the whole class in trouble with their tomfoolery

[Elaina Cole @elaina_cole]

@thoughtsbygab I wish he thought that way about everything that comes out of his mouth

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Prosecutors dropped a manslaughter charge against an Alabama woman whose fetus died when she was shot in the abdomen https://t.co/YykkX8Hs3Q

[Elaina Cole @elaina_cole]

Look. Science is incredible in these modern times. We engineered a Cheeto to talk. Why aren’t more people celebrating that?

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

The President’s praise for MBS, the man who US intel says ordered or authorized the heinous murder of a WaPo columnist & Saudi dissident, sends the wrong message to the world. It’s past time for Congress & the administration to impose sanctions for the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.

[Jay Inslee @JayInslee]

Thank you, @AOC. Climate change is not one issue, it’s every issue. It’s never been more clear: We need a #ClimateDebate.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Today on #Stonewall50 we honor the brave people who built the movement for LGBTQ+ rights and liberation over the last 50 years. We must follow their lead and never back down in the struggle for equality.