Elaina Meurer

Part human, part pillowpet.

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Shouldn't the American flag just be hung at half staff all the time? #EndGunViolence

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@DavidsonJess22 Sending love, Jess. It's so tough.

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@Kier_un_a As somebody who lives half mile from both, couldn't be more excited for Culver's solely because ordering at Kopp's is always awkward

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@wscottrosenberg Yes again 😭🤣

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Anybody else get a full body rash every time they go on vacation or is that just me?

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@RaychillHeartsU Omg is that what my problem is??

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What do you call a bad hair day when it lasts for like a whole lifetime?

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@jchoexc That is also a flaw of mine 🤷🏻‍♀️

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My tragic flaw is that when I'm drinking *heavily* all I want to eat is vegetables.

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Yup. Still obsessed with @ByGollyMolly12. #NYCMarathon2021

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One of my students asks me everyday if I am having dreams about her yet

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I'm just jealous of my twin sister Grace. No room to mess that up.

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For the last 5 days I've been discussing with my parents how they chose my first name and why they never got on the same page about how to pronounce it.

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We now have a divided family... Half of the fam calls me E-laina and the other half uh-laina. Moms confused now, and wants it to be ay-laina.

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@DavidsonJess22 To start, we thought it was acceptable and we're encouraged to eat sheet cake for breakfast. Then, celebrated when we got to eat fruit for dessert 🙃 let me think though, I know there are more. My parents are the most strange.

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@DavidsonJess22 Let's start a thread of things we thought were normal when we were kids that were in fact not normal at all. Zebras in the suburbs is a good starting point 🤣

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Opening a bottle of champagne tonight because I have a lot to celebrate: made a dentist appointment, went to the dentist, had zero cavities.

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How old does something have to be for it to be considered a family heirloom? These are around 30 years old and STILL WORK. @sharpies