elaina

she/her/hers, oww owwwww

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

instead of asking “how are you,” we should start conversations with “so what’s been haunting you this week”

[Stuart Antony @STU_ACTOR]

A man wanting to jump off a bridge in London was talked down by strangers who held him for an hour until help arrived. Look at that grip. Look at the care, compassion, selflessness, and determination shown by strangers to a hurting human being.

We need more of this in the world.

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

This summer wasn’t very Slide by Calvin Harris (feat. Frank Ocean and Migos) if you ask me

[James @CaucasianJames]

is it ethical to date a turbo tax employee

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

jane austen is timeless because the line “i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published pride and prejudice in 1813 😭

[elaina @ElainaMaahs]

#BestBarJakes 😤

[Brittany Handler @canigetaHANDler]

happy international womens day to me

[GL @gldivittorio]

I realized I was missing an airpod on the way home so I started retracing my steps looking for it and let me tell you there are more single cloves of garlic laying around the streets of Brooklyn than you might think

[emilie ♡ fan account @tomhollandsdaya]

ZENDAYA WTF?!;?/&;!/!

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

I’m sorry…who is HE

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Me: wow he thinks I’m cute

Trader Joe’s cashier: damn this bitch eats a lot of cheese

[James @CaucasianJames]

caucasian james has been diagnosed with IBS

[James @CaucasianJames]

not giving up

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

Actually .. I love this I fear

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

absolutely unreal that we couldve been done with the pandemic over a year ago if a huge subset of the population weren't the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

I want to have a party where everyone brings their favorite Trader Joe’s product and a joint

[tracey @lilvietnamami]

Checked my bank account and none of it was fraud it was all me damn

[~ @viagrafaII]

when someone remembers a small detail about you