Elaini

cooper's mom

[Elaini @elainidavis]

@tayslayyy Logged back into twitter specifically to check this thread. I’m happy.

[Elaini @elainidavis]

I bought this giant clock from goodwill for $14.99, come to find out it's worth quite a bit more 🥴

[Elaini @elainidavis]

@mogorus 100% agree with this but my most frequent intrusive thought is to steal packages from people's porches which is awful and I would never do it but everytime I pass a house im like "ohh I wonder what we got!" And I want to punch myself in the face every time.

[Elaini @elainidavis]

Kitchen win, I cracked an egg with one hand. Kitchen fail, I set my timer for 10 HOURS, not 10 minutes. Ya win some, ya lose some.

[Elaini @elainidavis]

Forever my favorite valentine, even though he hates taking pics with me 🤍

[Elaini @elainidavis]

Ask me how potty training a wild child 2 year old is going.

The answer is GREAT BECAUSE HE IS SUCH A SMART BOY 😭♥️

[Elaini @elainidavis]

Me: I cant buy myself that sweater, it's $20!
Also me: Wow, Cooper needs this dinosaur bed set, it's only $37, that's a deal!

[Elaini @elainidavis]

@tayslayyy Gotta know whooooo

[Elaini @elainidavis]

@maggied993 No count down to the end of quarantine?

[Elaini @elainidavis]

@dosterhout74 Nope! It looked like a small sheet metal screw. My first thought was a drywall screw from your yard 😂

[Jackpot @_coynejack]

The Bills can’t talk rn they’re doing hot girl shit

[Elaini @elainidavis]

Retired nurses are the worst patients. That's it.

[Elaini @elainidavis]

@grrrway You cant convince me that the second pic isn't you.

[Elaini @elainidavis]

@tayslayyy This just reminded me that I put mine away for the summer and now is the perfect time to get it back out.

[Elaini @elainidavis]

@tayslayyy A very true and unfortunate story

[Elaini @elainidavis]

💕

[Elaini @elainidavis]

@grrrway

[Elaini @elainidavis]

@grrrway Drive safe! 💕

[Elaini @elainidavis]

@tayslayyy Follow ur dreams

[Elaini @elainidavis]

@maggied993 Me too girl, me too.