angel 🪐

dead but still hot
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i ❤️ cats
🪐astrophysics student🪐

[Pocket @islandthembo]

so the reason why its so hot outside is because the gates of hell are opening

[beck @unrivaled]

gotta marry a new yorker so i can get dual citizenship to mamdanistan

[⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆ @collard_greens]

Living in the Midwest is always “there’s a big storm coming,” and then the big storm never comes.

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[ana⁴⁴ @anapau_villa]

Todos los días siento fomo por no vivir el Nueva York de Mamdani.

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

.@HunterBiden I am free on thursday night if you want to hang out please read this and then let me know if you want to hang out on thursday night when I am free

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I think I have a crush on Hunter Biden

[physically imposing bald austin butler @meatprison2]

i have really good pussy just fyi @HunterBiden

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

my feet knowing they’ll never give hunter biden a footjob

[party mom @fifimcfae]

hunter biden is doing the opposite of scaring the hoes. charming the hoes.

[miia @miiagarro]

you’re in his DMs

i have him blocked

you will understand in time

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[ri ina @riinaqty]

how life has been feeling lately

[kas @venkoobie]

gm

[angel 🪐 @elamari307]

to be known is to be seen

[pinkie @sourberryvi]

you can always tell when someone’s life starts falling apart because suddenly they’re tweeting 47 times a day

[bella horne @neutralcowboy]

Real reason men can open jars is they never moisturize their hands. when I’m done with after shower slime time I can barely turn a door knob

[☆J9☆ @shawn_notsean]

The realisation of how fucking dumb you are after an obssesion ends...like wtf was i even doing?