Elana Korn

I am a strange, strange person.

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

Some people send their significant others cute selfies and nudes. I send mine selfies stuffing burgers in my mouth #thisismyrelationship

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

I feel so accomplished. Meal prepped for the first time ever and made it through all 4 days! Woohoo!

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

My boss has a habit of telling me the easier ways of getting the workload done when I'm already 95% finished with said workload.

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

*Friendly Reminder*
He doesn't have to hit you to be abusive. #getoutoftheabuse

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

I'm both surprised and delighted to learn that so many people share my belief that @JoeBiden would make an incredible POTUS.

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

Want free food always? Tell people you've never had that before and they'll just give it to you. #butiactuallyhaveneverhadanyofthat

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

I can't be angry without someone telling me how adorable I am. #ijustwanttopunchthings

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

LOL THEN THIS DUMB CUNT TRIES TO CUT ME THE FUCK OFF FUCK YOU LADY

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

Just own the fuck up

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

That last tweet actually pertained to more than one person.

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

If you can't take responsibilities for your own fuck ups, then you're a fucking child and shouldn't have a job.

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

Oh. And happy birthday

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

Get your fucking priorities in order before asking for money.

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

If you can't afford your electric bill of less than $120 then you shouldn't be spending money on things like Disney. #sorrynotsorry

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

I just tried sushi for the first time in my life and it wasn't as bad as I thought! #TrySomethingNew

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

Trying to talk to my boyfriend about the Legends of the Hidden Temple movie and all he wants to do is talk about my boobs. #priorities

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

You know you're a regular when one of the deli guys offers to buy you a shirt and knows you'll pay them back tomorrow.

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

Right. I forgot. Unarmed black people are more dangerous than a bomber who's also an active shooter. #blacklivesmatter

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

Oh. So they can shoot a bomber and bring him in for questions but they kill unarmed CHILDREN for no fucking reason.

[Elana Korn @elanaafaee]

When Familia threw the first pitch I turned to the Giants fans sitting behind me lowered my sunglasses nd said "Oh Such a *Familia* feeling"