Elan Sealy

bass @kolbycooper_

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

livins mostly wasting time

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

inniehaus

[Kyon Barnes @kyonbarnes]

Woke up to random DM’s (I blocked his number) about how many tattoos he has 🥴 does he want a trophy or something. What do you even say to that!?

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

go ahead and cuff me your honor

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

“next to the bible” “that’s the hunger games”

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

when i grow up i want to be a bird stuck in walmart

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

flags should be at half mast

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

@johndstinnett athens texas, eating at a mexican food restaurant.

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

@elisepresnell my diet plan is consuming copious margs and nothing else

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

margaritas kinda taste like a flavor of gatorade

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

mint in chocolate makes it healthy

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

@elisepresnell @GregAbbott_TX so i am up to date on the dumb shit

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

fuck you @GregAbbott_TX you are a god damn loser

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

fuck you

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

I LIVE

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

AHHH

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

what’s up then??

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

@johndstinnett @AmericanAir thank you comrade

[Elan Sealy @elansealy]

wow @AmericanAir has completely lost a customer today. never again.