𝘌𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘏𝘰𝘦

ʷʰⁱᵗᵉ ˢᵘᵇᵘʳᵇᵃⁿ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵗᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᶜᵃʳᵉ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉʳ ᵛⁱᵒˡᵉⁿᵗ ᵃᵘᵗⁱˢᵗⁱᶜ ᵈᵃᵘᵍʰᵗᵉʳ. . . 🍼♠️

[𝘌𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘏𝘰𝘦 @Elastapred]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

[𝘌𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘏𝘰𝘦 @Elastapred]

Using my 𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗦𝗠𝗜𝗖 𝗝𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗟𝗘 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗞 as a 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 for those 𝗔𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗘 𝗭𝗨𝗟𝗨 𝗖𝗨𝗡𝗧 𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦.

[𝘌𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘏𝘰𝘦 @Elastapred]

Showing up to work at the
𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗.

[𝘌𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘏𝘰𝘦 @Elastapred]

Wait, you're 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐎𝐋𝐃?

[𝘌𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘏𝘰𝘦 @Elastapred]

Being a good 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 and showing the 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗕𝗨𝗦 𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗜𝗡 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗔 how you have a 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗥 sleepover.

[𝘌𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘏𝘰𝘦 @Elastapred]

Just joined the 𝗣𝗢𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗖𝗘. Someone has to be able to patrol the streets against these 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒. I have a perfect way to handle these 𝗩𝗜𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗨𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗟𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗨𝗚𝗦.

[🏳️‍⚧️𝗡𝗜𝗞𝗜. @niggynikiloli]

𝙐𝙃 𝙊𝙃 𝙔𝙐 𝙆𝙉𝙊 𝙐𝙍 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙀𝘿 𝙊𝙉𝘾𝙀 𝙔𝙐 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙎𝙀 𝙒𝙊𝙍𝘿𝙎✌🏿✌🏿🖕🏿✨💖🎀

𝙎𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙀𝘿 𝙐𝙋 𝙄𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙄𝘽 𝙏𝘼𝙆𝙄𝙉 𝙡𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙂𝘼𝙇 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙂𝙔 𝙋𝙀𝙉𝙄𝙎 𝘼𝙉 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙇𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝘾𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙏𝘼𝙍𝘿🖕🏿💅🏿💅🏿🖕🏿🦍💦🚸

[𝕮 𝖔 𝖓 𝖙 𝖗 𝖔 𝖑 @NayutaWeezo]

The 𝑫𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳-𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑻'𝑺 can easily get you 𝑷𝑹𝑬𝑮𝑵𝑨𝑵𝑻 without sticking it in. It's cause the 𝑨𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒆'𝒔 𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑰𝑫 𝑽𝑰𝑳𝑬 𝑨𝑷𝑬𝑱𝑰𝒁𝒁 is so 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑹 compared to your ⬜️ 𝑪𝑼𝑪𝑲𝑰𝑬 𝑩𝑶𝒀𝑭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑫.

[𝕮 𝖔 𝖓 𝖙 𝖗 𝖔 𝖑 @NayutaWeezo]

Getting dragged into Nayuta's 𝑵𝑨𝑺𝑻𝒀 𝑮𝑶𝑶𝑵𝑪𝑨𝑽𝑬. Sniffin' the scent of a room that hasn't been cleaned in 𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑲𝑺. A mountain of 𝑱𝑰𝒁𝒁 𝑪𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑻𝑰𝑺𝑺𝑼𝑬𝑺. A perfect place for some 𝑯𝑨𝑮𝑭𝑶𝑰𝑫 to get her 𝑪𝑼𝑵𝑻 plastered with 𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑵 𝑱𝑰𝒁𝒁.

[𝘌𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘏𝘰𝘦 @Elastapred]

What? I'm not a liar 🙄

What even is a "larp"?

[𝕮 𝖔 𝖓 𝖙 𝖗 𝖔 𝖑 @NayutaWeezo]

This is true 𝐡𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐲. Don't believe me? This is the average 𝑷𝑶𝑽 when looking down at the 𝑲𝑵𝑼𝑪𝑲𝑳𝑬 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑨𝑭𝑹𝑶-𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑻. Starting to understand why 𝑫𝑼𝑴𝑩 𝑭𝑶𝑰𝑫𝑺 prefer 𝑪𝑶𝑨𝑳𝑭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑫 █𝑵𝑭𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑫𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳 over you?

[𝘌𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘏𝘰𝘦 @Elastapred]

Night baby <3

[𝕮 𝖔 𝖓 𝖙 𝖗 𝖔 𝖑 @NayutaWeezo]

🌀 Going to bed, spam my dms with porn, messages, or your own pics so I can goon happily when I wake up 😋

[𝘌𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘏𝘰𝘦 @Elastapred]

Heading over to get the best possible 𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗟𝗘 so I can send my 𝗔𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗘 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗔𝗦 some 𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐍𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒 of my 𝗔𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗧 𝗦𝗢𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝗖𝗨𝗡𝗧

[𝕮 𝖔 𝖓 𝖙 𝖗 𝖔 𝖑 @NayutaWeezo]

The 𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑯𝑨𝑮 next door couldn't help but record the 𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑷𝑬𝑹 𝑻𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑮𝑨 𝑳𝑶𝑮 as it went 𝑰𝑵 & 𝑶𝑼𝑻, 𝑰𝑵 & 𝑶𝑼𝑻, 𝑰𝑵 & 𝑶𝑼𝑻 of that 𝑵𝑬𝑬𝑫𝒀 𝑺𝑨𝑮𝑮𝒀 𝑪𝑼𝑵𝑻 and sending it to her 𝑷𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑻𝑰𝑪 (🟨/⬜️) 𝑯𝑼𝑺𝑩𝑨𝑵𝑫

[𝕮 𝖔 𝖓 𝖙 𝖗 𝖔 𝖑 @NayutaWeezo]

You love the 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. You can't help but let your 𝑴𝑨𝑴𝑩𝑨 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑶𝑵 do as he wants. Swinging around that 𝟏𝟎𝟎% 𝑷𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑨𝑼𝑹𝑨 (𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑲) 𝑹𝑰𝒁𝒁𝑪𝑶𝑪𝑲 till you lose 𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑺. At least pretend like you don't enjoy getting 𝑨𝑩𝑼𝑺𝑬𝑫

[𝘌𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘏𝘰𝘦 @Elastapred]

Baby, not so 𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 with Momma. I can't keep up with you, I've gotten too 𝐎𝐋𝐃 for you. Though I can't blame you, 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗢𝗡𝗘 has to take responsibility of that 𝐀𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐄 𝐂𝐔𝐍𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐎𝐃.

[𝘌𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘏𝘰𝘦 @Elastapred]

Ugh...♡

You didn't have to 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗘 me like that. I'm just being a good 𝗠𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 and sending praise to my 𝗕𝗔𝗕𝗬𝗗𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 for being so good at editing and making Momma 𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗖𝗨𝗡𝗧 like crazy 😵‍💫

[𝕽͟‏͟‏͟𖦹͟𝓼͟𝓮͟𝐦͟𝐚͟𝙧͟𝙮 𝑾. 🐑 @WALTENWH0RE]

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