Babybeebones

Alina Urusov

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Whoever invented kitchen towels clearly hates humanity, banana peels are more absorbent

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what if you had to call an uber with song- 'i wanna go hooʻoouuum' and downtown would sound like musical howling

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projectocating

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imagine you were so rich that you got a bunch of friends over to your place on your birthday and yall sit at the table but the entire table is cake and you just put the candles in the table

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telling myself its ok you dont need pockets to feel cool and safe your hands are safe in open air yet still i long for them

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what i text when someone texts me a boring greeting: supsickles (if theyre confused they cant keep up)
what i text upon someone wanting a hook up without being a platonic friend first: bye, soot yoself
i entertain myself so 😆

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Just cracked myself up in my dream where I was like to someone- u know when they say -proof is in the pudding', tf? what pudding?? (i imitate bringing pudding to judge- Your honor, may i present to u.. the pudding! I imitate him eating it, frowning, and banging gavel 'Guilty!'

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what if hair is actually a parasite that steals nutrients to grow on our body

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how drifteth thou? should be the new how are you. it doth goeth should be the new its goin. bring back Shakespeak, I'm bored

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me: just dont eat beans and peas at the same time youll have mad gas, youll have to move to Madagasscar

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what if dreams are our higher self or other intelligent beings testing out random ai generation using our consciousness as a server for 'rendering' and thats why we have to be 'off' at night

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havent the foggiest.
Like hashtagdesignfail fuqsake

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why our baby is screaming at 2am?
ALSO, why can we not ask our bodies whats wrong, and we need to rely on some trial and error bs, like why cant my disabled partner ask his body, yeah so what went wrong here and how can we fix this? instead ofjust suffering day after day bc we

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wtf thoughts
To the almighty or almighties whom it may (or realistically, may not) concern:
Why cant the most fragile beings in our society- babies, elderly, mentally ill, cannot communicate whats wrong with them to us and what they need via telepathy, and why r we left to guess

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Love is freedom, Dependency is a cage, why do they hang on the same tree?

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😘

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its Awwwwtism bc its Awwwwdorable