... eh? i'm being told by a RELIABLE SOURCE that it's a "certain other" day, too? what is it? "april foo—" OH, DAG NABBIT. does that mean 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 gonna be around here, too...?
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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ugh, hater.
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀false positive! all of my fans are 100% real and organic! many may consider me annoying, evil, and downright cruel (note: i am NOT!) but i do NOT buy viewers!
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀precisely! i'm glad you understand that this was never meant to be fair in the first place!
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀perhaps if you acknowledge my superior #Drip, this wouldn't have to happen..
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀is someone jeaaalous? hey, let's poll it and see what my viewers think!
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀oh, to be the contraire, all i've done is spread whimsy! not my fault you're a joyless mess.
p.s: you don’t.
I don’t need to hear the nonsense of girls like you. Puts a frown on my face every day, as I’ve got a ‘little red’ in my ear enough as is.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀hah! oh, please. comparing me with my 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙡? it's alright! since i'm sooo generous, i'll ignore it. that's sparxie to you.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀p.s: i totally rock it better.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ugh, all of you are so BORING! someone oughta bring a bit of elation in your lives.. and that someone is me.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀watch my streams, and have all of your worries go away~!
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀how about.. i strap you to a chair as snakes and fire slowly make their way to you and YOU try to escape! if you win, your prize is.. ANOTHER CHALLENGE!! ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀hmmm? no, they're my viewers, you clutz. you hear that, #SparxieSquad? this guy's THREATENING YOU! (in an instant, as if bending to sparxie's every whim, lights shift to a -
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀combination of red and blue, continuously bombarding lohen.) i should get the police on you, threatening my BELOVED fans.. quite the brute, ain'tcha? hm.. hey, you like challenges? -