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[ah lorah @ElauraClements]

Chugging a coffee before you shit is how REAL adults predrink.

[ah lorah @ElauraClements]

First day of school...
Something needs to be done about the driving in the Niagara Region, this is horrible!!

[Niagara_411 🇨🇦 @Niagara_411]

School crossing guard struck by a vehicle at Haig street and Carlton street in St. Catharines.
All emergency services attending.

[mk @mkbowyer]

“we just can’t afford to give staff raises this time around. inflation has really hit us hard.”
- companies with ceos and higher ups making 3.5 million salaries with 150k bonuses every year

[ah lorah @ElauraClements]

@keeshalouu Definitely has potential!

[ah lorah @ElauraClements]

Telling someone their outfit looks comfortable never has and never will be a compliment 🙃

[ah lorah @ElauraClements]

@lauralynnrm You too Laura Lynn 🥰

[Phil Demers @walruswhisperer]

Update: It’s been just over 24 hours since I learned that MarineLand shipped walruses Smooshi and Koyuk to SeaWorld in Abu Dhabi. Since learning of and announcing this, I’ve been on the receiving end of A LOT of targeted hate and criticism.

Perhaps some more context is needed.

[ah lorah @ElauraClements]

@CTVKitchener Ok but where are the details of this story? Second article I've read with absolutely no information on "the incident". It's clear @wrdsb doesn't want us to know but maybe do a bit of digging or don't report on it at all 🤷‍♀️

[lara 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𖤣𖥧 @fakeltfIower]

guys take shrooms and realise the same things a 13 year old girl understood after listening to the 1975 once

[Cheri DiNovo @CheriDiNovo]

It's #BellLetsTalk day so let's talk about how Bell won't provide satellite internet or phone service to remote indigenous communities, or how Bell's own staff don't have access to mental health benefits!

[ah lorah @ElauraClements]

Lin-Manuel Miranda looks like the fish with teeth.

[ah lorah @ElauraClements]

I just remembered a tiktok where the parents LEGITIMATELY named their 3 girls Pampas, Harold and Incisor.
Procreation should be a privilege, not a right 😅

[The Public Domain Review @PublicDomainRev]

Book from 1911 showing that taking photos of cats and furnishing them with an amusing caption is far from being a phenomenon born with the internet. More here: https://t.co/1jFvOzrLVm #NationalCatDay

[Josie Dye @josiedye]

I’ll never forget the day I was introducing #JacobHoggard at a concert, he ran on stage and licked me from my neck to my forehead. One of the most uncomfortable introductions. Creepy creepy dude. I wish we all knew sooner. Love to the victims, he deserves more time behind bars!

[ah lorah @ElauraClements]

Love being that sneaky one who shits in the hidden school bathroom before the other IBS Queens get to it 💕

[ah lorah @ElauraClements]

People who play music/videos while using public washrooms are fucking weird. Just shit girl. Like, I literally just ripped a loud ass fart right next to you. You think I care about your body noises?

[Phil Demers @walruswhisperer]

#SavedSmooshi

[ah lorah @ElauraClements]

Queer women love ice cream.
This is simply a rule of life.