Elayne

Avid daydreamer, amature descriptive linguist, and excessive planner.

she/her

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

One down. Two to go.

[Savannah Slone @sslonewriter]

You ever want to write a memoir but then realize you need everyone responsible for your complex childhood trauma to like.. low key pass away first?

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

Best part - They thought she was having 7. Two of the babies had gone undetected until delivery. Surprise! Hope they had some extra names picked out.

Mostly, I hope they all continue to do well.

https://t.co/E4vTH5EW0N

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

By saying systemic racism isn’t a problem bc of Obama & Kamala, Lindsey Graham is saying, “Two people did it, so it’s possible.”

This clearly reveals his implicit bias toward Black citizens. His statement implies that only two Black people must have been trying hard enough.

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

Daughter's first pride flag came in the mail today. This is the best picture she let me take to commemorate it. #pride

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

Anyone have ideas on how to spin maladaptive daydreaming into a marketable skill?

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

Is Zipper ok?!
@animalcrossing

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

@25thcenturygirl It's cheating to put out april fool's day tricks before the actual day. SMH. Isn't anything sacred anymore?!

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

I thought the peeps flavored Pepsi was an abomination. I think this is worse!

https://t.co/npPKtlejrV

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

@yawetag @SecretaryPete It would have to only apply in locations where the public transportation is robust enough.... So Singapore, London, or Hong Kong.

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

I am done with this planet.

https://t.co/jWD3YaDX5v

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

@mattnightingale Recently I've been annoying @yawetag with "pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time. With pizza on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime!"

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

Update: Stimmie is already in my bank account. Feeling super grateful!

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

Where's my money?

https://t.co/Yrb6Zut3Uj

[lucy 🇵🇸🍉 @xlucymoorex]

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

Where's my money?

https://t.co/Yrb6Zut3Uj

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

My google feed keeps showing me articles about "new" long-covid symptoms that I've been discussing on long-covid forums for months.

Thanks, but I already know about covid-tongue. I've had it since July. 😒

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

Gen Z: Cancel Eminem.

Also Gen Z: I stan...

Who's gonna tell them where "stan" comes from?

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

@yawetag

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

As I understand it, Tldr started as a dismissive response to a wordy entry. "your post is Too Long; i Didn't Read it"
It evolved into a self summary to acknowledge your long post before you get called out for it.
Even as a summary I've never before heard it as "don't".

[Elayne @ElayneIsMe]

My maladaptive daydreaming is getting the better of me this week. I should have just called in sick and let it take over.