Ellie Herman

Happiness is like peeing in your pants... everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth ☺

[Ellie Herman @elbelle5]

Someday I'm going to walk into a sauna full of people and start roasting marshmallows over the hot stones.

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My mother: I didn’t put you in pageants cuz you would have won every time.

Lol

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Am I the only one on this planet that has never heard of the Big Bootie Mixes??

Cuz they freakin’ pull and I feel that I haven’t lived until now.

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PT School. Lol

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My drunk ass sent out this text and I’m actually inspired.

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😂😂

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Hahaha oh lord

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You know you live in Kansas when the bartender at your local bar has to pick your drunk ass up before their shift at 9:00.

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Wine About It: Christmas Edition

Tonight

Snapchat 👉🏼 elbelle5

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Y’all, how the hell did Keith Urban land Nicole Kidman??

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My sister is cooler than me.

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Passed all my finals and my parents toasted to my success with bourbon shooters back home. #blessed

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This is an ongoing discussion with my classmates...

Do you wash the bottoms of your feet when you shower?

[Ellie Herman @elbelle5]

Thursday I went to the bar wearing my sweater inside out.

Tonight I went to a party with lipstick on my teeth.

Next week I’ll tuck my shirt into my undies.... #lifeofEl

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I sang with an old man who performed Irish limericks in an underground Irish pub last weekend.

This was the peak moment of my life.

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My brother told me I was “negative single” last night.

Life’s really looking up for ol’ El.

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#KnoxCounty

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Can’t believe this suit still fits after all these years!!

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@SamJamVan Sry!!

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“I have unlimited rage.” - @SamJamVan 🤘🏼