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BabaBooey, Metallica, Go Giants! Oh, and I can get a bit political from time to time. #VoteBlue

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When someone argues with me online.

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@abs_sweetmarie The single back offense was created because lineman couldn’t block LT without help, so they moved the FB and TE. He literally changed the game…and they still couldn’t block him.

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Dart comes in and plays well. Nabers gets hurt.
Skattebo comes in and plays well. Gets hurt.
The three finally get to play together, and win a big game.
Dart gets hurt, and could be out for the season.

Pain.

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@sam90103259024 @samstein There’s an election comming, so all news should stop is a new level of stupid. Congratulations.

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@laurenboebert I like to eat pussy too. Nothing to be ashamed of.

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@NancyMace This and the bathroom stuff. You’re completely obsessed with cocks.

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@CodyBrownBets I’m a Giants fan, Cody. He’ll break your heart.

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@nut_history Jim Joyce blowing the Armando Galarraga perfect game.

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Tom Brady tonight on national television:

“Oh, shit.”

“Absolute piss missile.”

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@CodyBrownBets 43

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@BookofMarkAL Because some people have expendable cash and others are struggling to get by. Make sense now, you stupid motherfucker?

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@RHarlandSmith @JaneNightshade @horrormuseum Maybe take another look at A Few Good Men. Jack Nicholson is in it.

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@mouseinthetrap @videotech Impossible.

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@videotech I sure hope not. That would be a waste.

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@JaneNightshade @horrormuseum It’s an amazing movie and an amazing performance.

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@CinemaTweets1 Which one?

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@NYGovPress This is the exact wrong photo to use.

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@real_Kan_Do That’s her point, dopey.

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@JenniferEValent @AntiToxicPeople In Mary Trump’s book, she told a story about Donald as a little kid. He wanted to play with his brother’s blocks, but his brother didn’t. Their mom said Donald could play with them. He built a building and glued the blocks together so his brother couldn’t play with them any more

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@DKSports 412

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@ManMilk2 Punch Drunk Love is excellent.