Chris Calzonetti

Often distracted by shiny things. He/him

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

I wasn't sure how I'd feel about this parasitic fungus, but I have to admit, it's growing on me.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

I'm so mad somebody decided to clone me without asking me first. I'm beside myself.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

I might have misspoke slightly when I said I was going to use butter in this recipe. Let me clarify.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

@jrodgers Can you post the original links to the articles rather than the https://t.co/Jn5leiNVSq links? It keeps asking me to open up the story in an app I don't have installed when I click on them.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

I was hoping to wrap this up at a reasonable time, but I'm still working in the lab. I may be here quite late.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

Had lunch in a nice café today. The food was reasonably cheap and cheerful, and the teabags were free, but if you wanted a pot of hot water for the teabags, you had to pay a steep price.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

Of course I remember! It was just last night.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

Went to a screening of Demolition Man, but they kept showing the wrong movie by accident. They eventually got it sorted out, but it was a Rocky start.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

Medusa went to the beach yesterday, but some seabirds stole and hid her keys. In trying to find them again, she left no tern unstoned.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

Apparently, the 5th of August was National Underwear Day. I'm not surprised I missed it. It was a brief holiday.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

Here ya go.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

Hey internet. It's been a while. My hair got long. How you been?

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

A little late night snack at @ArabellaParkBar after climbing at @GRR_KW sitting at lucky table thirteen.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

@PatreonSupport @kuopiofi My apologies, the problem appears to be at my end.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

@PatreonSupport @kuopiofi Is it resolved? I haven't been getting emails from Patreon all week.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

I should get a playlist going.

"Are you Down with NDP", by Lefty by Nature
"Let's Get Voting", by Tory! Tori! Toré!
"Let's Get Liberal", by Oliva Newton-Jean-Crétien

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

Now listening to "Wake Me Up, When the September Election Ends" by GreenPartyDay

[OwlKitty @Owl__Kitty]

Look at that coloring ... the tasteful thickness of it... 😽👔#americanpsycho #owlkitty

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

Honey, honey, honey. Must be funny. In a rich bee's world.

[Chris Calzonetti @elbieinwaterloo]

Spent the morning at @GRR_KW and thena late lunch at @ArabellaParkBar with @clvrmnky makes for a happy holiday Monday