pau faustino

blood type: o. bp: 110/70.

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In the next election, there should be an explanation box beside your choice of presidential candidate.

BS reason = Rejected vote

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@ajilex @jebthejet @birthday_blush The tradition of Japanese craftmanship delivers a full-bodied new lemon taste #DrinkResponsibly #LemonDouPH

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back on personal twitter to ask life's most important question:

how many slices do you make in a can of spam?

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you know you're old when you start to qualify for the "additional tests" on your annual physical exam.

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didn't realize i had eaten expired cereals and expired milk this morning so tonight, i flushed them all out with expired yakult.

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i guess we sort of deserve all of these.

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The good: Metro Manila's traffic problem has been solved.

The bad: It took a global pandemic to solve it.

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Two dudes were vehemently arguing at the gym on what time it will be in Manila if it's Sunday, 10AM in Canada. (Canada, they say, is 14 hours behind.)

"8PM Sunday," insisted the first guy. "12NN Monday," protested the second guy.

Does the Coronavirus get into the brain too?

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@bitchypre promax 512gb? friendly price

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besides seeing so many people bring home gift wrapped electric kettles of course.

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drama, comedy, action, tragedy: nothing is more amusing than watching pinoys book grab, get a taxi, or ride a puv during the holiday rush.

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this anytime fitness membership has got to be the best investment i have ever made.

in the past three years alone, i can no longer count how many times i needed a toilet, and an anytime gym was my savior.

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the population of the philippines is at 108 million.

about half of that can be found at sm north.

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nothing more therapeutic than watching cement being mixed.

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two things i really really like: (1) going to and from the office on a friday, and (2) sarcasm.

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nothing beats getting a home service massage, dimming the lights, turning on your speakers to a relaxing spa playlist on spotify...then remembering you are no longer on premium after spotify blasts you with an extremely loud "mogu mogu" commercial midway into your session.

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i'm not the only one who cried during sheldon's final speech, right? #BigBangTheoryFinale

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most important takeaway from endgame is that citi probably sponsored one of the scenes.

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3 burps in a game tonight. must be some sort of record @FIBA

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@PLDT_Cares @jen_seelinkit happy birthday @jen_seelinkit! i'd like to send a longer message but @PLDT_Cares still has not done anything apart from that tweet.

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2 MONTHS AND NOT EVEN A SINGLE WORD?!???!? @PLDT_Cares

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1 week without phone and internet. no one has reached out til now. any chance this gets resolved soon @PLDT_Cares? ticket#26656359.