Silly Goose

i want to die in a submarine accident

| sexy pero no vulgar

[War Monitor Clips @WarMonitorClips]

Los Angeles area gangsters fighting for Assad in Syria , 2014

[Brad Jonas @bradtjonas]

to be alive

[goo.vision @goo_vision]

🪼

[Mark Burgess @markburgess_osl]

Only a small exaggeration

[rap game sheldon cooper @f4rtboxravager]

imma continue tellin niggas that imo this is a top 3 contender in the self sabotage hall of fame

[𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔖𝔞𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔫⛧🌐🇺🇳🇬🇧🇪🇺 @JolaniDiddyBlud]

BREAKING🔥: Scientists from Estonia🇪🇪 have given monkeys cancer😵

[Jive Miguel @annnnn_nnnnnna]

One of my husband’s former students DM’d him this

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

Little friends are worth fighting for

[Jason James @jasonjamesbnn]

My wife does elf on the shelf for our kids.

Last night she made a laser maze out of painter's tape.

I went downstairs to smoke a joint. It was already late and we had some "adult time" on the line.

I am 6'0 tall and 230 lbs. I have no grace. I am built and move like a bull elephant.

Usually I would get impatient and just walk through the tape, but if I ripped any of it she would have to do it again and the night would be over.

I had to crawl through the maze as the weed hit all at once.

This is my worst nightmare.

Merry Christmas.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

BIG news! Fat Bear Week will take place from September 23-30. The chubby cubby appetizer, Fat Bear Junior, will kick off on September 18-19. Stay tuned for bracket reveals, bear bios, and more details.

[zyvr @zyvrxyz]

@uncledoomer 💀💀

[alice @ps2girlfriend]

yo pensaba que el creador de Bob Esponja dibujaba a Patricio como culón para darle gracia y al final había toda una explicación científica a veces se me olvida que Stephen Hillenburg era BIOLOGO MARINO

[lavitalenta @lavitalenta]

Channeling the vibe of Luciano Pavarotti

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

Tea Cup Saucer Set Kiss Ceramics

[Salvador Iglesias Jr @Javisness]

Cheinbaum

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes it’s not looking so good