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[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

Republicans TALK a big talk bout “defending ‘Merica’s constitutional rights”… with their righteous pea shooters, even BY GAWD!… but NAW, they were NEVER patriots in the first place. Just scared, impotent bullies… about to lose their superfluous toys VERY soon. #DoUntoOthersLOL

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

If there is a god, there will be ICE agents WAITING at the pearly gates for Mr Bovino—they’ll reenact what ACTUALLY happened— then deport his ass downstairs, where he will spend the rest of eternity reliving this lie… #DoUntoOthers #JesusGonnaFUCKyouUP #NoSeriouslyUrGoingToHell

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Greg Bovino blatantly tries to create a bogus narrative over ICE's murder of Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, Minnesota today.

He seemingly claims that because Pretti had a gun in his waist-ban (legally), it can be assumed that he wanted to "massacre law enforcement," and that gave ICE a right to shoot and kill him.

Where are all of the Pro-Second Amendment people? You've gone from being against creating larger restrictions for guns to suddenly cheering on as law-enforcement kills somebody merely for legally owning a gun?

It's clear as day in the videos that the officer took the gun from Pretti before he was shot multiple times and killed.

This is murder!

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

—Dems: let’s all work TOGETHER and shit.
—Repubs: fuck your feelings. We gonna get ALL our racist shit dun, cuz WE got all da’ power forevR!
—Headlines after Trifecta flips again: “One week after smelting ALL firearms, Nat Guard members in TX & FL began forcible vaccinations…”

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

—REPUBLICANS: gunning is a god given right cuz we gotta uphold dat constiTOOshun!
—CITIZEN LEGALLY CARRYING, WHILE WORKING TO UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION: I was murdered by constitution breakers! ACCOUNTABILITY!
—REPUBLICANS: *long pause* Uh, we actually just like SHOOTIN’ stuff…

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

Say hello to Satan from me… #RIPDC

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

@BrainlessBlob ❤️🎹⚡️🥰

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

On a positive note, because I’ve kept cute little bird twitter (instead of updating) about 3/4 of the app’s functionality is (intermittently) broken, and it periodically just brings up empty black screens. These agonal respirations won’t last long… the end is near. 💀🪦

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

@maurajbg Gahhh. I stupidly tumbled into twitter yesterday (after vowing never again)… and it reels me in with amazing shit like this. #TwitterIsMyAbusiveExThatIthinkIcanChange

[mj @maurajbg]

My boyfriend bought 10 pounds of confiscated knives from the TSA and they are now the party favors for his birthday party

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

@ObsidianAftmth @FoxNews Absolutely! Just clarifying out it was a routine situation at a busy airport, and it would NOT have been hard for the chopper (who REQUESTED and ACCEPTED the “visual separation” status from the tower) to have missed seeing the correct plane. Coulda happened to anyone. Cheers!

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

@ObsidianAftmth @FoxNews Military personnel make mistakes, even with proper training. WAY more active duty deaths from common stuff than from combat (see https://t.co/m9kFG7Mq39 ) , including training itself (which is what happened here). It’s sad, sure… but it all adds up just fine.

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

@ObsidianAftmth @FoxNews Ahhh… just stumbled across this video by a pilot who discusses how a situation like this could develop, given the chaotic nature of a busy airport. May or may not end up being 100% correct, but his point stands: what happened is sad, but not outlandish. https://t.co/63oS7WgNso

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

@DougLuvsCookies Thank u for letting me know!! I’m ashamed how much I love this cesspool of filth that used to be Twitter, but I’ll feel morally corrupt staying much longer. Imma sign up now and see if I can find u. If not, I’ll dm u for ur username… ❤️❤️❤️

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

god i’m going to miss twitter and having a place to release my venomous hateful thoughts…

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

I fucking HATE google calendar. ☠️ Shared calendars only works 1/3rd of the time. When it doesn’t, 1/3 of the time the error is on my end, 1/3 of the time it is the other persons fault… and 1/3 of the time google says they’re too busy stealing my data to care about calendars. 🤬

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

The level of Flea’s complexity is intense. #AcidforTheChildren

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

I totally thought it was an onion article and that everyone else was getting pranked.

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

Update: that may not be true… I suppose It could just prove SATAN is driving this ship… #FuckYourReligiousClaimsYouHypocrites

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

The election results prove there is no god.

[RancidHeartburnWish @elbuort]

That cartoon is SO WRONG! . (if you’re going to attempt political satire, you need to be more accurate… it should be a bench seat upfront with Putin sandwiched in the middle, and Trump strapped in a baby car-seat) #NarcissistsAreEasyToManipulate #PutinOwnsTrump