Daniel Valentine

Motorcycles, cocktails and well dressed misbehavior.

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My wake and bake is an Aleve and Fresca.

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@bagelpowered Congrats!!! 👏

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Big shoutout to my ex for finally getting her own Chinese New Year. 🐍

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Punk music is about to get great again.

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Working at a brewery is very much of a “We’re not going to come out on a beautiful day to enjoy your patio, but we will be there in an inch of snow to show off our Jeep” mentality.

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@addison_l They def work. I’ve had some for years.

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#NewProfilePic

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@former_gcup Alexis.

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Starting @ChaelSonnen is a @RudyGiuliani relative rumor.

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@bagelpowered CONGRATS!!!

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@LeahandBacon Colder. Always.

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I watched my ex fall down drunk on the sidewalk three times last night and I still don’t miss that train wreck.

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I’m a 40 something that partied like a 20 something last night.

I feel like I need to stand in front of the mirror and point at all of the places I hurt myself.

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Picture this.

A celebrated day that someone is raised from the dead and it’s not Jon Snow.

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Idk what vibe I’m putting off that’s attracting day drunk ladies to my bar, but it’s been working all week.

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Fuck politics.

I want to see Obama vs Trump 1 on 1 basketball.

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@addison_l Just never land correctly.

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My 9/11 jokes never seem to land.