Clearlya

#daddybezos good girl #sugarbaby #sugardaddy #hereforagoodtimenotalongtime

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

Thanks @mothermother for spending 688 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Simply Simple. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Xmrqk0bZlT

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

@JeffBezos hi daddy I need a refill on my ca$h prescription pls…only $55M

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

@jakepaul How fuckin stupid are you? I wish Floyd veggied your bro you stupid cunt fuck. It’s 0-1 you orangutan looking mother fucker #learnmath

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

@siggyflicker how are people still listening to you? Never apologizes, never takes accountability, elitist and a goddam idiot. I lost brain cells listening to you on #rhonj
How can one person be so completely unaware of their actions and words?

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

Hands down the WORST season of #SouthernCharm #pandering #yourenotwoke #annoyingAF

I came to watch the new cast with high expectations and was sadly disappointed. #maybenextseason

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

Before we get mad at big corporations, keep in mind that we are the ones who keep them in business. We buy cars, we use gas. Is it good for the environment? No. Will you stop using your car, cell phone, fridge? No. So stfu. You are the problem.

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

@JeffBezos hi daddy - waiting for my gift for being a good girl - $100M is all I want

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

@JeffBezos slide in the DMs when you’re ready to reward me

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

@JeffBezos hi daddy can I have $100M for being a good girl

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

Watching @VanderpumpRules makes me think hoes before bro’s. None of these bitches are loyal. Chose your 4 year boyfriend over your supposed BFF

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

So after finishing #TigerKingNetflix I have come to the conclusion that he got f#cked and that should have been a mistrial #JusticeForJoe #CaroleBaskinKilledHerHusband

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

Watching old seasons of @VanderpumpRules reminds me of what a glow up @stassi had #thankgod #glowup

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

@Skrillex remake chattahoochee pls and thank you

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

Watching old episodes of #milliondollarlisting NY and @luisdortiz in a fedora is def someone I would bone. #smashorpass

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

“Please don’t say another comment about corn.” - the co worker

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

I keep having dreams of being married. Chill subconscious. Stop wingmanning my dreams!

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

As gross as it is, I actually understand why people carpet bathrooms. 😳🤢🤦🏼‍♀️🙈🙉🙊

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

Watching @girlsHBO in my underwear drinking DP. #wherehasthisshowbeenallmylife

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

Co worker just said: I don’t instagram, I don’t hashtag, I don’t pound! #repressed

[Clearlya @elcapitanohwrd]

Has someone way too attractive for you ever been into you before? I find it difficult.