Elyse

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

[Elyse @elcaxide]

Sorry but how are we just now learning how to wash our hands?

[Elyse @elcaxide]

@NYCTSubway Everyone please be careful tonight. There is literally water FALLING from the sky! I was already hit on the head several times. We cannot expect the MTA to operate normally in these conditions.

[Elyse @elcaxide]

@united you are the absolute worst. Zero transparency + clueless gate agents. Congratulations on orchestrating the most horrendous travel day of my life. Oh, & on that phone # I have to call for a hotel “discount” since I’m now trapped here overnight - thank you so, so much.

[Elyse @elcaxide]

@casheed Ice P.

[Elyse @elcaxide]

Why did I make vegan pumpkin bread? It’s gross.

[Elyse @elcaxide]

Drink every time Kavanaugh says he likes beer.

[Elyse @elcaxide]

Can someone please talk me out of getting bangs?

[Elyse @elcaxide]

Subbed 2nd can of diced tomato with corn for @chrissyteigen veg chili & the result was 🙌🏼

[Elyse @elcaxide]

@pamelabunny your pup pics give me life! 😍

[Elyse @elcaxide]

16 is sweet 🍭

[Elyse @elcaxide]

It takes a genius to whine appealingly.

[Elyse @elcaxide]

Where can I get Hermès band aids?

[Elyse @elcaxide]

@AlyKat264 Can't wait!

[Elyse @elcaxide]

@casheed Sent you a bird life-saving text. You're welcome, baby birdie.

[Elyse @elcaxide]

@vanessatrail So jealous I was there last weekend & now experiencing withdrawals.

[Elyse @elcaxide]

She's The Man on MTV. Can't decide if I prefer adorable funny @AmandaBynes or crazy downward spiral @AmandaBynes

[Elyse @elcaxide]

Bitch put whole milk in my soy latte #starbucks #sabotage

[Elyse @elcaxide]

@KaralynWest what are u doing in my hood?

[Elyse @elcaxide]

@casheed Lol

[Elyse @elcaxide]

I try to give cryptic answers whenever possible.