Crazy about dogs

(~_^) (^_~)

[Tifẹ́ @BoluAyos]

The divorce rate is so high because men still want to live like their fathers did, while women are refusing to suffer like their mothers did.

[elherm 👸 @itz_mariiyaam]

Normalize not forcing people to choose you. If they think they can find better elsewhere, let them. Respectfully…

[Moral Philosophy @ML_Philosophy]

the most unseen privilege in life is a supportive family.

[𓅓 @ufw_Anomaly]

I think peace changes your taste in people completely

[C @cyrusamanya]

I didn’t even know we could use “btw” like this😭

[Illusions and Glow ✨ @miss__hooper]

My sister has identical twins
She’s so tired this evening and I’m on the phone with her and one of them is bothering her and she went like “Nathan… or Ethan… or whoever you are…”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Avu🌸 @_maMnyani]

‘No one is coming to save you’

lol, you clearly don’t know my mom🥹🤭

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The degree to which a person can grow is directly proportional to the amount of truth he can accept about himself without running away.”

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Unfortunately I am Tit for Tat. So please don't tit.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

not wanting to go + the event being cancelled

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

My momma cut her boyfriend off cause he text “smh” while they was arguing.. i said mom why you do that.. she said “i don't know who he calling a sorry monkey hoe.. cause it ain't me” I said wow and walked off.. i ain't correct her cause i ain't like buddy any way.

[Kay @KaylarWill]

The worst thing that can ever happen to me is watching a movie and not knowing it’s a musical. & all of a sudden chairs start sliding and tap shoes come out? Kill me.

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

My wife texted me from work:

Her: "Are you watching that new serial killer documentary on Netflix?"

Me: "Yeah, I just started episode 3."

Her: "Pause it at 22 minutes and 14 seconds."

Me: "Okay, paused. It's the crime scene photo of the living room."

Her: "Right. Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?"

Me: "Uh, yeah. It's pretty gruesome."

Her: "Look just to the left of the fireplace mantle. See where the natural light is hitting the wall?"

Me: "Yes..."

Her: "That’s the exact shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom."

[MaChamane 💎 @neliisa_zama]

I need the ladies at the salon to PUT DOWN THE GEL 😭

[Ade omo Ade 👑 01 @educatedtug01]

When your partner confesses that he or she cheâțed on you, the temptation is to ask, “With who?”

But that’s incorrect. Avoid it.
Instead, ask, “With whom?” It’s important to speak good English. 😊

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

I watched a man say, “Ask for what you want. I’m not dating the version of you that pretends.”

HELLO??? WHO RAISED HIM???

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

When Lauryn Hill said “it could all be so simple”she wasn't lying. Reciprocity between two people who want something to work is so simple. It's as easy as breathing.

[Z @zahraloum]

50 cent makes me realize i don’t hate to my full potential

[💋 @kay_barbiie]

our parents really ate with printing out our pictures and putting them in albums. 🥹

[Mr Dlamini @Ant_089]

One thing I’ll never understand about toddlers is that stage of being begged to eat. Your last meal was last night at 7pm. Surely you’re hungry. So what the hell bro 😭