Dump your girl. Cut off all your friends. Now is the time you must lock in. You can get a hotter girlfriend & richer friends after Q4 anyway. New year, new you.
September is the most important month in ecom. Q4 is around the corner - you must do everything in your power to accumulate as much ecom equity as possible.
Think of it like a crypto coin that is guaranteed to go up. That’s Q4.
I’ve been telling everyone to do this for months (because the one regret people always have in Q4 is not going harder in Q2/Q3) - but now time really is running out.
l’m currently flying back to Dubai so I can immerse myself in the Zoom-trenches with my team as we try & whip up as many winning stores as possible. Euro Summer is over. See you next year.
We’re also closing on an acquisition tomorrow - so I’m very excited about that. You dorks can keep your (rented) lambos, we out here buying stores.
If you want to sell your store, now is the time. We’re acquiring HEAVILY this month. If we don’t buy it - one of our partners will (as long it’s actually a good store).
Good luck & happy scaling.
The Young Chinese boy chad scaling method
Eat rice
Make Chad creatives that intimidate the auction
Chad scale FB Ads
Play Minecraft in between while your competitors paniks
Peasants:
- Stand in long lines.
- Wearing their best clothes.
- To spend a huge % of their brokey wages.
To eat dinner setting goals they will never achieve.
@stripesupport what's up? why aren't you answering my messages and emails? I have an urgent matter, all my money is frozen in the account. You've mistakenly frozen the account even though you confirmed my business.
Has anyone had experience with slow Stripe review? Can’t understand why they take so long. My money is not safe with them. @stripe#stripe@stripesupport