Chip Joyce

It wasn't so much the song that made the difference, it was everyone playing it together.

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@Lowes you are not the type of store that should have self check out

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@ATRightMovies

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And…I’m a decade older that Francis Ford Coppola was when he shot the first Godfather

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I thought it was weird when I discovered I’m older than John Candy when he played #UncleBuck. But today I discovered I’m the same age as @JohnLithgow when he played Rev Shaw in #Footloose

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Here’s your periodic reminder from me that the layout of East Peoria’s Levee District is profoundly terrible

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I swear every season of #DragRace has a contestant that reminds me of Marc “Skippy”Price out of drag.

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Holiday hot (?) takes:
Swiss Colony > Hickory Farms

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Just realized I’m older than Robin Williams was in Mrs. Doubtfire

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Now older than Billy Crystal when he made #WhenHarryMetSally

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#7thHeaven hate watch continues….Lucy Camden is absolutely insufferable.

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Deep into our #7thHeaven hatewatch and I’m convinced that Kevin Kinkirk is a dangerous psychopath.

[Typhoid Maury @GrahamSig]

was just informed about Gilbert Gottfried's gravestone

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Five minutes into the first episode of our #SeventhHeaven hate watch and I’ve already wanted to throw up three times.

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Hiring J. Walter Weatherman would’ve probably been cheaper.

[LBC @LBC]

Man fakes his own death and then turns up to his funeral 'to teach family lessons about staying in touch'
https://t.co/hXiFo0KbB1

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Is your day even complete without at least one fake/hacked Facebook friend request from someone over 60?

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But her emails!

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HE MADE ALL JABRONIS HUMBLE 😢

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

RESPECT THE LEGEND FOREVER 😢

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@DougBenson A reason to revive Shitheads on DLM if ever there was one

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Finally watching JFK for the first time, and can add it to the long list of movies where I find Joe Pesci insufferably annoying

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@Parkeology Honorary fifth

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I never did Horizons :(

[Parkeology @Parkeology]

What’s the ONE closed Disney attraction that you NEVER got to ride but would die to go back in time for? Not your favorite ride but rather the one that got away, that maybe closed before you were born. What’s that ride that you just dream of being able to see in all it’s glory?

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The French Dispatch is by far the most Wes Anderson thing that Wes Anderson has ever Wes Andersoned.