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[nick clarke @elclarkey]

@highbrow_nobrow My

[nick clarke @elclarkey]

@skysportnz hi Sky. Having tech issues and can’t get Sky Sport Now to work. I started in your chat as suggested and said I may get a reply in up to 10 days! Really? For “chat”. Can you DM me please.

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: In 2018, Boris Johnson tried to make his mistress Carrie Johnson (then Symonds) his chief of staff and pay her £100,000 a year while his wife of 26 years and mother to four of his many children, Marina Wheeler, developed cervical cancer. What a guy 😍

[Steven Dial @StevenDialFox4]

TX Sen. Ted Cruz offered a solution “have one door into and out of the school…armed police officers at that door” — Cruz said “if that happened” “the armed police officers could have taken him out and we’d have 19 children/2children still alive” #Uvalde

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Listen to this man.

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: Rupert Murdoch has lost the Australian election. Now we just need to ensure he loses the next UK election and hope every city follows Liverpool in becoming a S*n-free city x

[nick clarke @elclarkey]

@micheinnz @paulbrislen True. The same product is 80p on pak n save. Still 2 1/5 times the UK price. Not that surprising with our duopoly system perhaps

[nick clarke @elclarkey]

Wordle 227 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩there’s 160,000 5 letter English words. The joy of starting with a different word everyday .. . I’m off to buy a lotto ticket!

[nick clarke @elclarkey]

@DataMacas Loving it. Nearly a month in I haven’t got close to 2 yet

[nick clarke @elclarkey]

@DataMacas That’s some result given that word!

[nick clarke @elclarkey]

Wordle 215 3/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩did a lot of staring before a lucky guess this morning …

[nick clarke @elclarkey]

@DataMacas Haha! Yes, it was Suzie who insisted we went with the US version snd saved the day. I’m not sure if we are a word ahead or behind you guys. Quite enjoy it every day in any event

[nick clarke @elclarkey]

Wordle 200 4/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩I’m finally under way. Lucky first guess!

[The ACC @TheACCnz]

Isn’t the Third Umpire meant to be checking every ball incase it’s a No Ball… This is the ball that Taylor was dismissed on…

[nick clarke @elclarkey]

@LFC @Realaldo474 Happy Birthday, Aldo. My birthday today too (50 today) cept I’m in New Zealand. Cheering on the lads for 3 points tonight!

[Martin Hearnden @marty_57]

To run a sub four minute mile each year for 19 consecutive years is astounding. Very well done.

#nickwillis

[nick clarke @elclarkey]

@mamacaskill Hi cuzzies what a great pumpkin, Alistair

[nick clarke @elclarkey]

So that's what happens when you drive through a level crossing: http://t.co/itgvOLrnQ5