El Coin Monsta

I like cookies and #Bitcoin. Engineer, #crypto enthusiast and long-term investor.

[The Orange Cat ⚡️ @Sakamoutro]

Why don't I see more dirty jokes on Crypto Twitter? I'll start:

Your fat girlfriend is like fiat currency - always inflating and losing value.

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Is this your first Bitcoin cycle?

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What's your approach to buying Bitcoin?

Do you DCA a fixed amount per month or a lump sum every time you get some dirty fiat in your hands?

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How many $TRUMP long-term investors do we have on CT?

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What are the best accounts to follow on X about Bitcoin?

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I don't know about you but every time I buy more Bitcoin, I sleep like a baby the next night

[The Orange Cat ⚡️ @Sakamoutro]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but...

BUY SOME FUCKING BITCOIN OR YOU WILL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

[The Orange Cat ⚡️ @Sakamoutro]

A legendary philosopher once said: There is no second best.

And he was right.

[El Coin Monsta @elcoinmonsta]

@Sakamoutro 🤣

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Fellow bitcoiners, can we pretend this never happened?

[The Orange Cat ⚡️ @Sakamoutro]

The life of a bitcoiner is so lonely that it's hard to explain.

Over the past few years, I've tried to educate almost all of my closest friends, but none of them have bought bitcoin.

Most people think I'm crazy or that I'm playing in a casino.

What they don't know is that over the last few years I've finally managed to make a six-figure profit without using any alt-coins at all. Note that this was huge for me, as I've never had this kind of wealth in my entire life.

Bitcoin has literally changed my life, and in a country where the average salary is €1200 a month... the purchasing power I now have is ridiculous (I live in Portugal).

If you are new and reading this, please... Study Bitcoin.

It was the best decision of my life and I believe it will be yours too 🧡

[The Orange Cat ⚡️ @Sakamoutro]

Say it with me:

I will not sell my Bitcoin to BlackRock.

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Every dollar printed steals your time.

Every sat stacked buys it back.

Bitcoin is your time machine 🧡

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Bitcoin only or no stockpile.

Pass it on.

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BREAKING: Bitcoin is still at 0.1M.

You’re early.

[The Orange Cat ⚡️ @Sakamoutro]

Every time you sell Bitcoin to chase fiat gains, you trade generational wealth for temporary comforts.

While the system collapses, only fools cling to paper promises.

Bitcoin isn’t just money — it’s freedom.

The question isn’t if you’ll regret selling. It’s when.

[The Orange Cat ⚡️ @Sakamoutro]

Choose strength.

#Bitcoin

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The fiat system survives on debt, lies, and endless printing.

Bitcoin thrives on truth, transparency, and a finite supply.

One system is collapsing; the other is building the future.

Choose wisely.

[The Orange Cat ⚡️ @Sakamoutro]

Genuine question for all bitcoiners: what’s your IQ?