kelp boy

eggplant parmesean every evening for delicious dinner

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

i am going to the beach for one minute

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

reentering a Joe Pera phase ttyl

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

nothing can last but ben. jerry has got to go sorry jerry

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

can evreyone please please be quiet i need to focus

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

eatin strawburies on the way to work

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

@Elle_Loves_Hugs I'm following this game closely, I'm excited to give it a try!!

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

@TraceyTonight steven universe: with enough caring and understanding, we don't need to fight!
he is then pummeled into atoms by superman and batman

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

@Lontar_On_Here should be fine

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

tearing into bread loafs with avarice

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

michael buble reemerging

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

my son fell into the paint shaker at home depot. he is a super hero now! just kidding. he is goo

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

@biscuitmyhamste he so squamshuous and delighting me

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

you'll know i enter a room when you see a tiny salamander march in carrying a hand-crafted sign. It's illegible. he meant to write "here comes my main man" but a salamanders mental faculties stretch not beyond the line of fine motor skills

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

@KelgoreTrout

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

medford
medford II: reckonings
medford III: his final, smelly life
medford IV: a new prescription
medVord
medford six
the seventh medfords' seven sons
meds and fords in sp8ce
medford IX: ford's meddening
FEDX: a medford copyright infringement

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

@KelgoreTrout thats what enemies do kelgoretrout

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

listening to metallica and going to sleep #adulting

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

sleeping in to the lovely sound of my alarm playing metallica for 70 minutes

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

@NoahVerrier Beautyful. I'd like to see the hotdog shmushed into the beer jar, mustard dissolving off it. Now that'd be something

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

@chunkbardey are you an orangutan

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

ahhhhh...thats the stuff

[kelp boy @elderlyhams]

forget your priorities! do nothing but look at galaxies!