Elderly Smackdown

Elderly Smackdown (2018-2020) was the only folk punk band from Oklahoma ever. And now we’re just a Twitter account.

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

You can listen to our new project A WEEK EARLY courtesy of @WeirderOK.

Go listen, preorder the EP, kiss a pig, and let me know how that goes. LOVE PEACE AND PENIS GREASE!

Click here:
https://t.co/4oHeVaWwVK

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

elderly smackdown luvs you.

#folkpunkforevs

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

peace & love to all the oklahoma boys, girls, and enbys fighting through their circumstances and being their best selves.

folk punk 4 life.
el smack 4 ever.

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

yearly elderly smackdown tweet time.

i’m so proud of ben quad, cliffdiver, cursetheknife, worlds greatest dad, riley!, chat pile and every other band we played with 5 years ago, that are all doing amazing things now.

oklahoma music forever.
may the legend of el smack live on.

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

@benquadok

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

But now I know it’s worse to stay inside and do nothing at all

It just takes time, the repercussions of it all is worse than any seasonal depression could ever be

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

Wow. Elderly Smackdown nostalgia running crazy in the streets today.

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

If 4,000 people vote yes, El Smack will do a reunion tour.

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

😍 Which rapist are you voting for in November??? 😍

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

I hate to be actually serious on Twitter..

But I desperately wish I could cover a Cliffdiver song in a sweaty VFW right now.

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

@cursetheknife Good content.

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

Elderly Smackdown
Live on the Internet
Tomorrow @ 8:00pm CST

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

A decision he does not regret to this day.

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

Summer of 2016 me and John were racing to see who could get to the car first.

That’s when John yelled “LAST ONE TO THE CAR IS GAY”

John beat me. I stopped. I walked home. I never made it to the car, making John the “last one to the car”.

That man has been gay ever since.

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

~New Elderly Smackdown~

It’s on the SoundCloud if you wanna dig it. Also “butt stuff 🤣🤣” or whatever else is supposed to be on brand for this Twitter.

https://t.co/vOMIDqNUkR

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

Elderly Smackdown - Between Two Lives (NEW SONG)

I wrote this little song today... let me know what ya think.

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

THANK YOU B WORDS FOR CONTINUING TO LISTEN TO THE EP!!!

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

I GOT KICKED IN THE NUTS
AND I AM PROUD 😤😈🔥

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

A deal is a deal. You guys win.

Come to the S. Reidy show tonight in OKC to come see me get kicked in the balls, live and in person.

[Elderly Smackdown @eldersmackdown]

Randy Rulz is a beast unleashed 😤😤

Go bump our new split or I’ll give your first born child a regrettable tattoo.

https://t.co/TJj6HaXhKG