Richard Eldridge

Husband, father to two girls, Oracle developer, terrible cricketer and grumpy, opinionated middle aged wotsit.

[Richard Eldridge @eldo_the_robin]

@DerekDavies1001 @OlooneyJohn Just wait until they realise that chemistry has its roots in an arabic word. Can't trust those infidel chemists they are clearly out to deceive us!

[Richard Eldridge @eldo_the_robin]

@stephenjmann This is the ECB, stop expecting base levels of competence 🤣

All good this end hope the same is true for you!

[Tony Martin @mrtonymartin]

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

[Richard Eldridge @eldo_the_robin]

@DerekDavies1001 Is this because the number in your handle clearly indicates you are a bot? Happy Christmas mate!

[Richard Eldridge @eldo_the_robin]

@Hannah_Duncan89 Severe 'eh what, how did that happen' vibes before the celebration...

[Richard Eldridge @eldo_the_robin]

@medibot33 I would suggest, yes, yes they are.

[Richard Eldridge @eldo_the_robin]

@medibot33 Its mental.

[Richard Eldridge @eldo_the_robin]

@nedboulting @neverstraysfar Just catching up and you appear to have based your conversation entirely around my specialist subjects. Highly enjoyable despite being almost entirely wrong 🤣

[Richard Eldridge @eldo_the_robin]

@huwzat I'm not sure I've ever heard a reference to a maiden speech in the CofE??? About the only place it would be relevant is for a bishop in the Lords.

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@TLRailUK And even better, get to Sutton and all the trains back to Carshalton are cancelled. Your satirist planners are working overtime today.

[Richard Eldridge @eldo_the_robin]

@TLRailUK why do you decide to run a train fast to Sutton from Blackfriars when you've already cancelled a bunch of trains on the Sutton loop? Its almost like you're doing it entirely for the stats...

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

John Lennon and Yoko Ono holiday hotel set for demolition https://t.co/wsPopUWKbD

[Richard Eldridge @eldo_the_robin]

@TheGarfoose Quite interesting as dump and pump schemes go. I'm sure someone has benefited from this grift.

[Richard Eldridge @eldo_the_robin]

@TLRailUK any chance you feel like maybe hiring some more train crew so you don't randomly cancel half the trains on the Sutton loop? I really enjoy the will I be able to get home roulette you force me to play when I go to work...

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@medibot33 @AvantiWestCoast Lovely bracing stroll, they're looking out for you health.

[Richard Eldridge @eldo_the_robin]

@Jebadoo2 Grieve hasn't been entirely useless in the past and legally is at least more competent than some of the other ex attorney generals.

I doubt very much that whatever ends up being proposed will be a blasphemy law of any kind but I shall await the output of before judgement.

[Richard Eldridge @eldo_the_robin]

@AndrewJohnSnow @batflips_nerds I mean, at least put the apostrophe in 🤣

[Richard Eldridge @eldo_the_robin]

@DerekDavies1001 Based on his bio, he's living in his hearse...