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[Roy @eldofuss]

Politician avoiding politics.

Mf

[Hon. Peter Salasya @pksalasya]

To my brothers ALEX MWAKIDEU Oga Obinna Eddie Butita OGW YY etc the new sheriffs in the market I challenge you to vie in your various constituencies , counties and wards on UDA ticket at least you win to promote affordable housing , and rironi Road 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😄😄😜😜😜

[Roy @eldofuss]

Nyamaza tu.

[Roy @eldofuss]

And you Said Baba will never be president, Hyena.

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

In 2022, he used to say all manner of vile things about Baba Raila Odinga, even calling him empty. Now, he has trained his guns on Baba’s political son Edwin Sifuna.

[Roy @eldofuss]

No wonder uko na nota ya Afande's.

[Joyline Chebet @JoylineChebet1]

Kalenjins are funny, they are my people but I always am left in awe whenever we hold political discussions .

So like this police officer who is cutting for me (I have a star with these rungu men) , I ask him to show his payslip. Housing levy could have added some reprieve to his 5k salary after loan deductions.

I ask him why he's opposing someone who has promised to give him back the levy, and reduce the SHAM deductions, according to him . Ruto can take everything from his stressful work as long as "Wetu Is in statehouse".

Kalenjins, it is about time we call for good governance, let's learn from other regions who don't follow kingpins blindly.

Don't be infatuated with sweet nothings when other regions are gobbling the national cake with the leader being "mtu wetu".

It makes no sense to defend someone even if he's your brother who doesn't give a hoot about your existence.

Ptoooh!
Picture for incompetence

[Roy @eldofuss]

They overrated this girl saaaana, now standards za upuzi anawekea the Simps.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

You know what they say about The Dobler-Dahmer theory?

[Roy @eldofuss]

Why should a President's whole weekend be ruined by an Amateur and am oldie, both Inconsequential, akili zenu nazo tu hakuna.

[Dr.Stesher @WhitneyMwenje]

William Ruto's weekend is OFFICIALLY RUINED!
H.E @edwinsifuna & H.E Uhuru Kenyatta amongst dignitaries in Gichugu to mourn with @MarthaKarua .

#SisiNdioSifuna

[Roy @eldofuss]

Which place, where do they stay.

[wambo💗💸. @wambuiraima]

What in the mean girl bullying is this??
This video of a girl being bullied , publicly embarrassed and recorded got me shaking with anger heh!!!! in the big 2026? Ingekuwa mimi ningekuwa nimekuvaa, nasugua hizo floors za choo na sura yako... ati jog on the spot? 💀💀😭

[Roy @eldofuss]

Enyewe Hamna Akili

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

Today we formally introduced the United Patriotic Movement to the public even as Kenyans await the announcement by H.E. Edwin Sifuna of his preferred party for the 2027 Presidential Election.
We are eternally indebted to the UPM founder members and NEC for successfuly steering the ship.
Mbele kuko poa..

[Roy @eldofuss]

@kenyasgossips @DCI_Kenya mumeona ii ama itawapita.
@NPSOfficial_KE

[Roy @eldofuss]

Statutory Deductions began in 2022 November guys, I wish Uhuru would have stayed, there were no Taxes at all.

[BriGit_98 @B__K__98]

Kwa payslip holders, tunakatwa:-

30% for payee
6% for NSSF
2.75% for SHA
1.5% for afakable housing

40% of my payslip
16% VAT applied on everything

56% of my earnings go to gava
11/20 workdays gone

Alafu some stupid tutam blogger has audacity to open their mouth??! 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

👆🏼💯

[Roy @eldofuss]

On other news, the other one ni mtamu wallahi

[Brejin @iambrejin]

Alafu still on the this issue juu alileta mambo kwa social media..

Kama wewe ni second wife please funza watoto wako kuheshimu watu ...

Mama ya hawa alichukua bwana ya mtu akakaa nae 28 years Nairobi akakula pesa na yeye first wife akiwa oshago akikula matoke bila chumvi alafu after mzee kugonjeka 2nd wife akamchukuq akampelekea 1st wife na akenda.

Alafu akifa unataka uambiwe juu ulikaa nae vizuri sana?

Maisha hua inageuka hiyo kiburi itakwisha tu.

[Roy @eldofuss]

The reason why Women were not created first, is this one here Gentlemen.

Shenzi sana.

[Mutanu @mutanumuema]

So all this is because you got to hit? If you didn't hit "at your lowest" hungefanya any of this?
Upuzi!

[Roy @eldofuss]

Some kind of money won't eliminate the low level hoeing

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Na utengenese meno we mumama.

[Roy @eldofuss]

Your Son is in EALA.

Might bother also doing the 7 day justification there?

[Kalonzo Musyoka @skmusyoka]

STATEMENT BY H.E. DR. STEPHEN KALONZO MUSYOKA

For Immediate Release

August 28, 2026

Seven days. That is what I am giving the National Police Service Commission, the Teachers Service Commission and the Kenya Defence Forces to come clean on who they have recruited over the last five years, how many, on what basis, and from where in this country. Kenyans are waiting.

You cannot dismiss what National Assembly Speaker Moses Wetang'ula and Murang'a Woman Representative Betty Maina have said about TSC recruitment letters allegedly coming out of State House as just political noise. When the Speaker of the National Assembly says something like this in public, it stops being gossip. It becomes a matter that this country must get to the bottom of, because it speaks directly to whether our recruitment agencies still answer to Kenyans or now answer to Ruto’s State House.

We have been getting information for months that recruitment into these institutions has stopped reflecting who we are as a country, and that where a job comes from now depends less on merit and more on who you know or who you voted for. That is not how Article 232 of our Constitution was written, and it is certainly not how a republic is supposed to work.

These institutions belong to Kenyans. They are not a basket of favours for Ruto's regime to dish out to friends and reward loyalty. If a young person in Kajiado, Makueni, or Taita Taveta is being locked out of a police or teaching job so that someone connected to State House can walk in instead, Ruto has some explaining to do, and whoever is behind this must be named.

I have already directed our MPs and our lawyers to write to these three institutions within the next 48 hours demanding this information in full, backed by the law that guarantees Kenyans access to information held by public bodies. The seven-day clock starts from when those letters land on their desks. If they choose silence instead of answers, we will go to court and ask a judge to compel them to disclose what they are hiding. I say this plainly: it is not a threat. It is what accountability looks like. Kenyans will get the truth about who is being hired into their institutions, and why, with or without State House's cooperation.

[Roy @eldofuss]

@Rasputinez @ryannthegeek @kijana_misa I thought i was the only one, huyu jamaa anaeza kua a very good commentator

[Roy @eldofuss]

He cost us Europa this mfucker

[Roy @eldofuss]

Karibu Narok

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

Kibwonei emetab kipsigis karon.

[Roy @eldofuss]

@SlyWanjira Ii haitanasa?

I'll come back next year 😄

[Roy @eldofuss]

Hey

With intention ya kugonga

[Wholesome Baddie 🫦 @SlyWanjira]

So many but this one? >>>>>

[Roy @eldofuss]

@HonOscarSudi

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

Welcome to DCP Party Mercy Nashipai Legilisho (Mercy Masai) as you plan your bid for the position of Woman Representative for Kajiado County.

You have done the right thing, to listen to the people of Kajiado and join them in their Party of choice, a Party that listens to them and carries the aspirations of the people of Kenya.

The future is Green!