Eldon Sarte

Wordpreneur, Writer, Editor, Publisher, All-Around Malcontent & PITA
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[Eldon Sarte @eldonsarte]

June 16, 1969. I've long imagined that when man first landed on the moon, not visible to us in their spacesuits, Neal Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were bloodied, bruised, and all scratched up... from a massive fight in the lunar module over who gets to set foot on the moon first.

[Eldon Sarte @eldonsarte]

@joncoopertweets lol frack no. Charging a fee I think would be the proverbial nail hammered into the coffin.

[Eldon Sarte @eldonsarte]

@RonFilipkowski Likely the skank just got dumped. And by a dem. lol

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@nathaliejacoby1 LOL frack no. There are free alternatives.

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@realTuckFrumper "Superior genetics." lololololol Definitely oozing Nazi vibes there.

[Eldon Sarte @eldonsarte]

@CalltoActivism Skanky. But that's always been clear since day one. lol

[Eldon Sarte @eldonsarte]

@nathaliejacoby1 Yes, quite a number of us, actually. Herd immunity works. I'm not in the US, though, and don't have to deal with idiot selfish anti-vaxxers who will screw that benefit up. Good luck to you.

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@TheRichFromCali You mean the Karen Kult? Thought they were already; my bad. Yes, they're domestic terrorists. Bitches, but terrorists nonetheless.

[Eldon Sarte @eldonsarte]

@TheRichFromCali I'd say the man was indeed very compassionate. Whether he's the most compassionate president the country has ever had, I have no idea. Superlatives are silly. That pretty much covers what I think of "best."

[Eldon Sarte @eldonsarte]

@gretchenfilart Actually, they don't interact at all. They just Like. You see the notice. "Wow, someone read my tweet!" You hover over their handle, and you immediately realize they're just dummy accounts/bots trying to entice you. It's an emotional roller coaster. hahahaha

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@NoLieWithBTC @Acyn Ice Age. That actually explains her looks.

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@joncoopertweets Have they outlawed firing squads?

[Eldon Sarte @eldonsarte]

@nathaliejacoby1 Instantly, yup. Immediately tells me what kind of "people" they are. Nothing to do with them being Republican and conservative either -- I've got no issues with those who aren't morally repugnant and dimwitted enough to be a Trumpshit.

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@GeorgeTakei Yes, it is. I'm a fan, and I have no clue at all about what he's done professionally -- I don't watch wrestling, nor have I seen any of his acting gigs. But I couldn't help but notice everything he's done with Make-a-Wish. That's all I really need to know to be a fan.

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@RonFilipkowski Give him a break. He was out there looking for what could pass for his missing testicles, and was caught unprepared.

[Eldon Sarte @eldonsarte]

@RonFilipkowski Apparently, these people have been highly stressed out about everything that's being going on. That there's a 28-year-old woman.

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[Eldon Sarte @eldonsarte]

@RonFilipkowski Can't really blame Cruz. He's never had nuts, and doesn't know what they look like.