Rose

Resident “psychologically healthy” eldritch magic enthusiast who is flagrantly homosexual and in love with Kanaya Maryam. | She/he/it.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

@brainghostdstri I am going to have sex with myself.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

@Smuppet_Ass Delete this.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

@TURNTHECANDY Are you actually saying this unironically? Have you come down with an illness?

[abel 🌱🤖 @neopizz]

their ship name is "girls kissing" search it up on google
#homestyle #rosemary

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

@DickRiderDiStri Sometimes I can still hear their voices…

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

https://t.co/RMnAP94hR0

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

I do not understand people who would not have sex with a clone of themselves.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

The Twitter character limit was a mistake of society.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

'All alone Dirk.' We are all right here. Hello.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

I love being a lesbian.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

I am extremely curious about why some people have very strange fetishes.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

I wish to put Dirk's brain in a jar for studying purposes.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

I find the Tumblr sexyman to be a fascinating phenomenon.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

When I realized that I was a lesbian, my liking of sapphic pairings in media made a lot of sense in retrospect.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

I am thirteen. Let the madness consume me.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

https://t.co/Xsabu8UQsq

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

I am utterly normal in every way.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

Dave just sent me numerous messages saying he had something important to tell me, and when I asked him what it was, he said 'penis.'

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

Insert funny tweet here.

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

Society if Freud hadn't done cocaine. https://t.co/XyHvIrdAbX

[Rose @eldritchhorror0]

Since my zodiac sign is a Sagittarius, I must start acting like Equius now. Excuse me.
D --> *Sweats profusely*