The Eldritch

Member of Technical Staff @Ampy_AB | Tinkerer | Arsenal

[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

Cheat code
Bring your laptop along and work while she makes her hair. She's happy you're there, you're getting work done and there is peace in heaven

Win win, Everybody's happy

[🌷 @opeoyemi]

Men that follow their babes to the salon>>>>

This brother is so uncomfortable and he dies by her side🤣🤣

[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

@SplendorDara Na God save me walahi

[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

Saw this tweet, remembered 2022 to 2024 and wept. Better hot tears

Chukwu nna'm thank you oh
As @SplendorDara would say, God rescue me from Oghene bikwo carry me go where I dey shout Oghene migwo everyday

Always date within your tax and intellectual bracket abeg

Ùdó ✌🏿

[Sir A_N💜 @nsemeke33]

This man said he won’t date any lady earning less than 500k monthly😂😭

He earns 1.5M btw

[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

@blacqxx0 Guy as I see am, I off 😂🤣

[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

@blacqxx0 🤣🤣😂😂

[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

@creamlyn_ NOBODY

[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

@akinkunmi Add WordPress to it and I'd run it

[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

Chicken suya with a lot of yaji, some egg fried rice with yaji sprinkled on top, a mug of the coldest Heineken poured from the tap and the love of my life sitting opposite me

Now this is life 🤌🏾

[Kome @Uncle2Triplets]

Gym bros are not for broke girls.

[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

Finally upgraded to Claude Max yesterday and walahi, this thing Na cheat code fa

I haven't got my limits once 😫😫
Na wetin una dey enjoy since be this eh

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[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

They just have a defined roster

[Oluwadamilola 🖤 @callmedharmmie]

Cos women don’t “manize”

[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

@Maleekoyibo Involve me

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Ramadan Mubarak! 🌙✨
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[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

@iamace40 Bro I say e dey be me like say Na film sometimes
I go just dey, remember something from that period, I just go omoooooooooooooooo
Cause I never expected it makachi 😂

Thank God for @Poseidon_eX when give me words of wisdom that year. If not, I for crash out pass Ugo for TL 😂

[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

See this talk eh, Listen to am oh
Avoid broke people
I know wetin my eye see

[Oluwadamilola 🖤 @callmedharmmie]

Tbh I think it’s very unfair to your partner to be a very broke person

Just fall in love with a broke person too. Don’t stress others out just because

[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

@iamace40 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂
Thank no get money 😭

[The Eldritch @eldritchsama]

@frankedyozie @bamasjnr @Maleekoyibo 🤣😂

[Vivian Ifeoma @VivianIfeomaOj]

To the Igbo youths in their 30s going through difficult moments, may Chukwu Abiama send help, strength, and open doors your way.

Better days are ahead. 🤍

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