Elda

we is who the earth is for

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6 weeks in Kenya and it’s still so surreal

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how should I spend my last day being gainfully unemployed? 🥲

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My mechanic fixed my headlight for a lamp and some plants 🪴 we love a barter system

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Me and deadlines don’t mix

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How do I spend $30 at a food truck for 2 people & they still in a truck. They should be on a strip by now

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Why are there so many fires in Houston

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Bidens corona facelift put some pep in his step

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I wanna be a home owner so baaad

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My leasing office called and asked why I wasn’t renewing & if it was bc rent too high. They offered to take $35 off $1050 🫠🫠🫠 thanks babe ur so sweet

[Elda @elduh_]

“You got the complexion of a tater tot” man fuck you 😂

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H‑E‑B never misses

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The number of times I’ve heard Atlanta in the last 24 hours is crazy. I think it’s time for a trip

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Me to the plans I made a month ago: this snuck up on me ngl

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“I can’t fix your alternator but I can fix you something to eat”

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I be wanting to delete my whole account when I accidentally like something

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The first person ever that cracked open a cacao pod & chose to keep going is a sick mf

[Elda @elduh_]

I looove pregnant bodies. So pretty so feminine

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He moves quick

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Movie theaters always got the best sleep

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1 month is all you need to change your life