Thot Pocket

Communist, anarchist, leftist she/her

[Thot Pocket @eleanarchy]

Damn, you know shit’s bad when Dick Cheney dying isn’t the coolest news you could hear right now.

[Thot Pocket @eleanarchy]

“Hey buddy, I see you have a raging hard on over there. Me too, dude. Me too.” *fist bumps in misogyny*

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

can i come over and stare at you like this

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

Me and the girlies on the way to see Dune 2, a movie about a spice world

[Thot Pocket @eleanarchy]

@shimmeringtay13 I once was poison ivy, but now I’m your daisy!

[Thot Pocket @eleanarchy]

When you get your 12th stand hour on your Apple Watch by standing up from the toilet after having violent diarrhea from your grocery store chicken fingers. #winning #fitness

[Thot Pocket @eleanarchy]

No one:

Snapchat: Oh hey, are you at work? Here’s a memory of a video of you being an absolute whore in your single days. Did you wanna see that now? Well here it is anyway! 😘

[Thot Pocket @eleanarchy]

Please! I need a painting of Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher welcoming Henry Kissinger to hell.

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

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@ErasTourResell Yes!!! My 9-year-old and I would absolutely love to go!! She’s my little bestie and such a good girl. We are huge Swifties! We dressed as Willow witches for Halloween!

[Thot Pocket @eleanarchy]

Jared Leto has really let himself go.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

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@brightblueorb I adore that scene, and I so so agree.

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

43 years ago I blew my load

[Thot Pocket @eleanarchy]

@PinkoScare Wow, this is so nice. I have never been this nice.

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@strangesparrow I’m OBSESSED with Yellowjackets.

[chip malfunction @online_shawn]

Grimace has been euthanized

[Thot Pocket @eleanarchy]

@PinkoScare Yeah, I agree. Every time I showed the history channel documentary on the French Revolution, I feel empathy for her. And the treatment of the kids was legit fucked up too. No mercy involved really.