ellie

she/her i mostly shitpost

[tooth🔆🇵🇸🇮🇪 @toothbrushlord]

THEY ARE MAKING FAN EDITS ON TIKTOK

[ellie @eleanorusrex]

@ElevanceHealth negotiate a fair contract with Scripps!!!!!! Stop trying to ruin Healthcare for literally everyone!!!

[ellie @eleanorusrex]

@Jisan0_9 @LinkedInHelp I'm having the same issue. Tried messaging the support acct here on Twitter and they haven't responded yet. I'm so tired of this.

[ellie @eleanorusrex]

Hm yes the path is made of eggshells. This is both normal and a nice place to walk 💀

[ellie @eleanorusrex]

it's time to get silly and whimsical on the feed. post pics of fish.

[ellie @eleanorusrex]

@nimigutz My dream casting would have been Howie the crab (from tik tok) but she's like a blue green and also old and was definitely going through that awfully stressful molt during production of the movie so I bet her management turned down an offer for her health. 😆

[ellie @eleanorusrex]

howie the crab tik tok fans im waiting for you to find this side of twitter

[shy @Iovesunkind]

so much emotion

[ellie @eleanorusrex]

Girls that own skinks 🥵🥵🥵 >>>

[ellie @eleanorusrex]

Since I have like 0.5 things to do today I decided not to take my adhd meds and I can feel the chaos within me. It's like a reward.

[ellie @eleanorusrex]

Emotionally, I am a limp fish that allows the world to kick around the floor infinitely.

[mads ✨ @Omadslley]

driving on the i-8 east theres a highway sign that says “got cut off? dont get bad blood. shake it off” AZ loves u taylor 🫶#GlendaleTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour

[The Onion @TheOnion]

EPA Announces They Found A Cool Bug And Want To Keep It https://t.co/0A7aUIxvh7

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

Mitch McConnell right now

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/tvbrgGTMww

[ellie @eleanorusrex]

My bf and I just farted in unison for the first time
If I wake up dead it was asphyxiation from ass gas

[ellie @eleanorusrex]

@jacksfilms @2toesup live image set of me trying rumpleminze for the first time. That shit slaps

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

People think im a bot when in reality I am literally just googling pictures of gators at work