eleazar lee

grandma’s second favorite grandchild

[eleazar lee @eleazarlee_]

sound byte of the day
“fight that little raccoon inside!”

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“i gave you the gift of night cheese and you repay me with cantaloupe meat?!”

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“why is my orange green?”

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hopping on the #PercyJackson hashtag just to cement to the internet that we just simply will not shut up about this episode’s #Percabeth moment

[eleazar lee @eleazarlee_]

every year without fail, i forget how hard the holidays are

breath in. breath out.
here’s to rolling with the punches

[eleazar lee @eleazarlee_]

why is it so hard to take care of yourself as an adult?

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“God to me is a root vegetable”

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in ny
on the subway
apparently having a staring contest with jeff goldbloom’s doppelgänger

[eleazar lee @eleazarlee_]

“i’ve never seen a naked nail before”

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

realizing i spoke too much & i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

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i’m really out here at a coffee shop during regular people hours
and people be out here just living up their lives, chatting up the baristas, going on dates. #wild

[eleazar lee @eleazarlee_]

@sleepy__gnome yessir 🫡

[eleazar lee @eleazarlee_]

one schedule says 7-12
another says 7-4
the manager says stay till 3

i didn’t bring a lunch 🥲

[eleazar lee @eleazarlee_]

i'm fully aware that if i'm listening to some jams in my airpods in a public space, there will be varying degrees of rocking out happening
i will not apologize

[eleazar lee @eleazarlee_]

lemurs are not monkeys
circles are not squares
and we’re just God’s silly little creatures

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caliente—sol

[eleazar lee @eleazarlee_]

and now that i've finished attempting to be good at managing my money, i'm going to watch one episode of trash tv—against my better judgement—and go to bed like the responsible adult i am 🤡🥸

[eleazar lee @eleazarlee_]

hi! my name is eleazar, i don't know how manage a budget, and you're watching disney channel !