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[Eve @elecdragons]

i wish i was born as a person

[Eve @elecdragons]

do you still like me even though i'm fat and retarded

[Eve @elecdragons]

why did you add me if u don't want me to lick your armpits

[Eve @elecdragons]

i miss having the kind of insufferable intellectualism that you can only achieve between the ages of 14 and 19

[Eve @elecdragons]

me as a bride: i can be trusted with your penis

[Eve @elecdragons]

i feel like i am extending the universe forgiveness each day by not killing myself

[ؘ @junkorexing]

anorexia starts tomorrow

[ʚreanɞ @killrean]

i'm old as fuck what am i even doing on edtwt

[kitty @scarykittyyy]

The way I used to think I'd become less socially awkward as I got older

[ri ᝰ.ᐟ @lcrpcel]

life at every age for some reason

[teddy @luncheoninfur]

nice try but i would recognize lena dunhams body anywhere. instantly.

[Eve @elecdragons]

@JohnSmith55217 sweet words john thank u

[Eve @elecdragons]

I only have myself now and myself tells me to kill myself

[Eve @elecdragons]

nice penis bro can i borrow it

[Eve @elecdragons]

i think i get why leland palmer did all that stuff

[Eve @elecdragons]

before i get my shit together does anyone fw fat retarded girls who have no idea what they doing with their life

[Eve @elecdragons]

i was a promising young testicle model

[Eve @elecdragons]

My brain tumor makes me hallucinate that the people in the bar are giant humanoid neoplasms

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

New sex idea. Just hold hands until someone cums