Electa Draper

Wordsmith: Writer, editor now writing for my own pleasure after 25 years in newspapers, including 18 at The Denver Post.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump's lawyer is giving the speech you give when you have to stall because the actual lawyer is stuck in traffic

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

You love to not see it

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Audio: Trump berates Ga. secretary of state, urges him to "find" votes https://t.co/Pibw9gBt1A

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Exclusive | "I just want to find 11,780 votes": In extraordinary hour-long call, Trump pressures Georgia secretary of state to recalculate the vote in his favor https://t.co/NTT3hTvcrR

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

ON ONE HAND IF A NEW NOTEBOOK WAS GOING TO FIX ME I WOULD KNOW BY NOW BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I HAVE NOT TRIED SPECIFICALLY THIS NOTEBOOK YET

[Rob 🚀 @RJSzczerba]

Wasn't that Trump's proposed cure for COVID?

[Electa Draper @ElectaDraper]

This is going to be a very long tantrum.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

CAN I AT LEAST PUT “PAYS MORE TAXES THAN EVERY RICH PERSON” ON MY RESUME OR WHAT

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

OKAY BUT GIVEN OUR CURRENT SITUATION I DO NOT THINK WE ARE REALLY IN A POSITION TO CALL ANYONE ELSE 'INHOSPITABLE' OR 'TOXIC' https://t.co/IDlL61E1ka

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Encouraging Report Finds Polar Bears Evolving Aerospace Engineering Skills Necessary To Escape Overheating Planet https://t.co/xkng2B0jJI

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

John spent his entire life fighting for justice and equality––and now he has left behind his marching orders for all of us.

https://t.co/Cs5H6ckezR

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Trump says he might not accept the 2020 election results. If he needs a recommendation, I have a great therapist who helped me accept the results of the 2016 election.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Ten years ago, I signed Wall Street reform into law. It was the most sweeping set of financial regulations since the Great Depression—and it’s still working today to prevent another one. Now, it’s up to us to protect it and keep fighting for an economy that works for everybody.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THAT, IF WE WORK TOGETHER, A BETTER WORLD IS POSSIBLE

UNLESS IT WILL COST RICH PEOPLE LITERALLY ANYTHING

IN WHICH CASE YOU ARE ACTUALLY A PIECE OF SHIT FOR WANTING THAT

AND ALSO A RUSSIAN SPY SOMEHOW

BUT STILL SOMEHOW AN UNGRATEFUL MILLENNIAL

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

Bill Gates says we can’t restart the economy soon and simply “ignore that pile of bodies over in the corner” https://t.co/FFE2Uor6tX

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Somehow I doubt Donald Trump will be attending a packed church on Easter Sunday.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Business owners, pastors and others are voluntarily closing amid the coronavirus pandemic, becoming decision makers when clarity from political leaders is lacking. “If I’m uncomfortable in my own spaces, how can I ask my employees to come in here, too?” https://t.co/o77FiNOYRp

[Electa Draper @ElectaDraper]

Quarantined Couple Recreates Riding A Horse In Hilarious Video https://t.co/ch2rFYDjUD via @KLUV987

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"Truly, from the bottom of my heart, thank you." https://t.co/qHQdhAJmEK